Actually I would get them to stand in a line, one behind the other, with Pip at the front, then Karl, then Walt, with Karl to the bend his knees a little so there head are all in a straight horizontal line, then i would stand in front of Pip and shoot the gun aiming it at his forehead. As there is so little brain within the skulls of them all the bullet would travel through Pip's skull and then exit and then hit Karl and then travel thru his skull and exit and then hit Walt. Thus killing them all with one bullet cause they are all air heads and there would be no grey matter in ther skulls to stop the MAgic bullet. And leaving me with one bullet to use for hunting or protection or to kill myself if i can't overcome the fact i had to spend time in close proximity to "Karl he-head-butted-my-elbow Malone" and the backstabber quitting boy Pippen and what is Defense Walt. ------------------ Stuff BBS, the Rockets and you guys It's all Clippers these days, come join the bandwagon and visit http://www.ClippersCity.net
I would go for the lining up try too, with Pippen in the front and Malone in the back. I would aim for the heart, but my first shot would obviously miss Pippen's on the way to Williams. Obviously, Malone would flop, and My first bullet would would sail over his head. My only hope with 1 bullet, and both Pippen and Malone alive, would be for Pippen to drive down the wrong side of the street and run over Malone while he lay on the floor arguing with the officials. Then I would try to shoot Pippen at the base of the skull where his spine meets, but since he is spineless as well as heartless (or any other "organ-less" you'd like to throw in here)I would again miss, and the NBA would be stuck with this guy until he becomes a mid-level executive with the Bullets, er, Wizards, er, Jordans. j ------------------
I love them all!!!!!!! How about we keep Pippen around to make wine (whine), Malone around to make flop(flap)jacks, and Walt to help build our shelter out of all those early season bricks. I would use the gun on myself. Twice./ Because if I was as stupid as I appear to be .... getting myself stranded on an island with the likes of these three losers ..... I would probably require BOTH BULLETS! ------------------ "Those Rockets are driving you crazy,Dad!" ........ "Ya, I know. Ain't it great!"
I would first deal Drew and then hand Massenburg his "Were Not Interested-Nice Knowing You" papers because: 1) he's a wuss (missing 9/10ths of a season with pulled groin must be an NBA record); 2) he couldn't buy a basket (what a pitiful fg%); 3) his defense consisted only of bodying people until called for a foul; 4) his style of play doesn't fit this team. Pig Miller was much more productive (as a 4/5) than Massenburg. I've no interest in aged injury-prone veterans who can't heal quickly (Olajuwon excluded for obvious reasons) and find a way to contribute something to the team. Give me Pig Miller/Tyrone Washington to bang in the paint, at least they won't miss the entire season with back spasms and groin pulls!! ------------------
