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Dick Cheney Has No Pulse

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Ottomaton, Jul 19, 2010.

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  1. Ottomaton

    Ottomaton Member
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    No really. Literally. He has no pulse anymore. From gizmodo:

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    Dick Cheney Has No Pulse

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    I'm not making a tired funny! Dick Cheney's new implant—a ventricular assist device—needed 'cause his heart is screwed, "leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart's own pulsatile beat."

    Of course, this presumes he had a pulse in the first place. (I know, I know, that's the bad punchline you were waiting for.) [NYT via Twitter, Image: NYT]

    Send an email to matt buchanan, the author of this post, at matt@gizmodo.com.

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    First step?

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    #1 Ottomaton, Jul 19, 2010
  2. krnxsnoopy

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    That means he could live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #2 krnxsnoopy, Jul 19, 2010
  3. TECH

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    Hmm...would insurance or the govt cover that?....thinking of the future privileged.
     
    #3 TECH, Jul 20, 2010
  4. ASidd_1990

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    If he dies, good riddance!

    OMG, did I just say that?
     
    #4 ASidd_1990, Jul 20, 2010
  5. RoxSqaud

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    I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney....but your husbands heart problem's complicating...
     
    #5 RoxSqaud, Jul 20, 2010
  6. AstroRocket

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    Wow, I can't imagine what it would be like to no longer have a pulse. Almost non-human, really.
     
    #6 AstroRocket, Jul 20, 2010
  7. glynch

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    I thought for a second we had good news for the American people.
     
    #7 glynch, Jul 20, 2010
  8. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I think he's been almost non-human for a while now.
     
    #8 Steve_Francis_rules, Jul 20, 2010
  9. rhadamanthus

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    Nobody's said it? Fine....


    He's more machine now then man....twisted and evil.
     
    #9 rhadamanthus, Jul 20, 2010
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  10. DonnyMost

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    One step closer to this:

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    #10 DonnyMost, Jul 20, 2010
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    #11 conquistador#11, Jul 20, 2010
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    [​IMG]

    Epic post is epic!
     
    #12 justtxyank, Jul 20, 2010
  13. RocketRick

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    I bet someone out there would say the same about you...
     
    #13 RocketRick, Jul 20, 2010
  14. Rocketman95

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    and probably me too. of course, i never told lies that led to thousands of innocent people being killed either. probably the worst thing i've ever done is make some crass comments on an internet message board.
     
    #14 Rocketman95, Jul 20, 2010
  15. Rashmon

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    I wonder if cell phones would interfere with the proper functioning of this device.

    I think I'll give him a call to check.
     
    #15 Rashmon, Jul 20, 2010
  16. jo mama

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    the world will be a better place when cheney is dead.
     
    #16 jo mama, Jul 20, 2010
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    their insurance that is provided by the govt. Washington Polititians have the golden ticket when it comes to healthcare.

    Side note...that's really amazing from a medical perspective.
     
    #17 DonkeyMagic, Jul 20, 2010
  18. Xenochimera

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    can he still have sex?
     
    #18 Xenochimera, Jul 20, 2010
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    are you offering? :( :confused:
     
    #19 DonkeyMagic, Jul 20, 2010
  20. basso

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    yes.

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    #20 basso, Jul 20, 2010
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