I would die by taking a bullet in the head for Dream who was being held up at gunpoint by Karl Malone and John Stockton, shooting them in the process.
As some mentioned about Kobe.... Suicide bomb running onto the court during the middle of a Jazz V Dallas game in SLC. How many green dots would I acheve?
A bit off-tangent but sorta on-topic. I talked to a guy who works in a funeral home doing embalming. I asked him about the most bizarre situation he had encountered. A guy who delivered pizzas for his father-in-law's Domino's franchise commmitted suicide by tying a steel cable to a stout tree and the other end around his neck. He decapitated himself by burning rubber through the parking lot... you guess it... in front of his father-in-law's store.
I've had a bunch of minor surgeries over the last few years. Morbid perhaps, but I have thought about what if it would be like if I didn't wake up after while they were squeezing in the fentanyl and versed. Nothing to it. You don't know nothin. My idea for the death penalty is to just put the prisoner in a room with a big bag of heroin. Have fun but don't come back.
That's a good one. I would force myself to watch 5 full games of scoreless soccer in a row. I'd probably be gone after 3 though. OR I would let a baby seal club me for what Clyde said.
Walk into an emergency animal clinic and pretend i need to put my animal down. the doctor comes out with the typical two syringes...the initial one to put them to sleep and the second one is the liquid barbituates they OD animals on. So, when she comes out to put my animal down, I grab the bartituate syringe and inject myself. Then, I go into convulsions, foam at the mouth, and croak.
