1000 signs you're a Rockets Fanatic (obsessed)

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1297. You named your favorite dogs "Wink" and "Cat", and the one you got back in '99 named "Pippen" you keep outside.

 

1298. You cried the night the rockets drafted Langhi and Collier.
1299. You have a pet named Mr. Mean
1300. You remember what you were doing the night Sam Mack had 38 points against Golden State.
1301. You remember Tracey Moore.
1302. You dream about posting on the Clutch BBS.
1303. Your heart stopped for the 13 seconds it took for the clock keeper to remember to start the clock aginst the Jazz.
1304. You know who Eric Meek is.

 

1305. You always say "Rocket's Ball" when you are playing basketball and the other team knocks the ball out of bounds.

1306. You are positive that during the 1995 West Conf Semi's (when Phoenix was up 2-0, )you caused the Rockets to come back because you said to yourself that if this Sprite bottle is a winner then they will comeback.

1307. The only time your wife has ever seen you cry was back in 1997 after a certain b*stard hit a shot in Game 6 of the West Conf Finals.

1308. You still think Sleepy Floyd is good.

1309. You still get goosebumps when you think about Mario Elie's kiss of death shot.

1310. You still have unopened cans of Coke from the Rockets championships.

1311. You hate Sports Illustrated.

1312. Rudy T is your son's godfather.

 

Dude...reading that gave me goosebumps

 

1313. Telling a bunch of "losers" on a BBS board that you got a job with the Rockets. (Sorry Lynus302!)

 

1313. Telling a bunch of "losers" on a BBS board that you got a job with the Rockets. (Sorry Lynus302!)
1314. You openly admit to being jelous of those with rocket ties

 

1315. You're bringing back threads on a Rocket's BBS that were started over 18 months ago.

 

1316. You force your poor father, who lives in Houston, to record every Rockets <b>preseason</b> game and send you copies to Virginia, because you just can't miss a game.

...sorry, Dad.

 

1317... on the videotape of your wedding, one of your groomsman makes the remark to your wife that her husband will never love her as much as he loves the rockets.

1318...your 2 year old son can call the players by name as they appear on the TV screen

 

But I'm not.

 

1319. When someone reaches out for you to shake their hand you look at them in disbelief because they didn't do the traditional "2 clap" high-five Steve and Cat do instead.

1320. When you walk around telling people at your school you don't even know (gothic kids, still give me looks) that the Rockets come on.

1321. When playing a game of 21 you do the whole Steve Francis ritual when at the line.

1322. When playing just shooting around by yourself, you pretend that you are Steve Francis taking the last shot of the NBA Finals. (If you miss, it's a foul.)

1323. When you wrote the NBA offices about Steve's ejection in Utah.

 

1324. You once asked Pig Miller before a game for his toothpick.

 

1325. You fly in to Houston for the Dream's retirement game.

Damn I really wish I could. This thread makes me cry. I miss the rockets.

BTW: NC sucks

 

oh crap, I'm screwed! congrats!

 

knowing you're screwed is the first step to recovery.

 

1327. You walk around with the Yao Ming song stuck in your head.

 

<--------when you almost get into a fight in Sioux Falls S. Dakota because some Yahoo calls Yao a bust.

 

1329 you strted to read this thread from the beginning and by page 10 you finnaly figure out this is a very long thread