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Clips Get Serious

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by BobFinn*, Oct 5, 2000.

  1. BobFinn*

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    Closs Suspended

    LOS ANGELES, Oct. 5 — The Los Angeles Clippers today announced that center Keith Closs has been suspended by the club due to a lack of physical conditioning. Closs will be placed on a personal conditioning program and will continue to be evaluated. He will be cleared to return to the team once team doctors declare him physically able to play.

    In three seasons with the Clippers, Closs has averaged 3.9 points per game.



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  2. R0ckets03

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    clips...serious? isnt that an oxymoron? [​IMG]

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    Lack of physical conditioning? Closs? What did he do, LOSE weight?

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  4. CriscoKidd

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    Mango bought the Clippers?

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  5. RocketsPimp

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    Well, he's 7'3" and only 212lbs.

    Did that boy eat at all during the offseason??? Maybe they should prescribe him some medicinal mar1juana to boost his appetite!!

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  6. R0ckets03

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    I bet he could still eat more than Langhi [​IMG]

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  7. DJ

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    Shandon Anderson dunked on him last year.

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  8. rock

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    Clips and serious used in the same sentence? [​IMG]

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  9. Rockets R' Us

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    Has this topic become another "come here to get free posts" thread? [​IMG]

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    Francis out top, 9 seconds on the clock, he gives a no look pass to Cuttino Mobley, 4 seconds left, Mobley passes to an open Langhi in the corner with 1 second left! Langhi at the buzzer.......YES!!! How Sweet It Is!!
     
  10. R0ckets03

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    no rockets r us. we are seriously talking clipper basketball [​IMG]

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    What he forget to condition? that monstrous Fro of his. hehe

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  12. Launch Pad

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    Hey rock,

    Here are a few other uses of the Clips and serious used in the same sentence:

    The Clips can't be serious! [​IMG]

    There are serious reasons for the Clips sucking! [​IMG]

    Losing their players as free agents is a serious problem for the Clips! [​IMG]

    Poor Clips fans must get some serious headaches after each game! [​IMG]

    Anybody who thinks the Clips are actually going to make the play-offs are in serious need of a head examination! [​IMG]

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  13. R0ckets03

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    Lauch Pad (are u suppose to be the guy from Duck Tales?)needs to "seriously" examine his head for spending that much time and space on "Clipper" basketall. [​IMG]

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    That was quite entertaining.

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