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My God....... Doug has a brother!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Aug 29, 2002.

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  1. Drewdog

    Drewdog Member

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    Yep thats right! Doug's brother Eugene was caught by yours truly lurking behind the trash can in my kitchen. For the slow ones out there, Doug was a mouse that lived in my house for about a week until his untimely death. We all know that Doug had a nice 1 week stay at Casa de Drew a few weeks back, unfortunately that is not the case for Eugene.

    Eugene is one messy SOB and boy does he love to ****!! He sh!ts on the kitchen table, the floor, on the couch, and my favorite spot, in my leather chair. The dude is a lean, mean, sh!ttin' machine!!

    Unfortunately, Eugene is going to have to die hopefully tomorrow.
    Fear not! He will receive a proper burial, right next to his bro Doug.

    I talked to my lanlord and he said he was going to get an exterminator to come out tomorrow. Dont know if that will help, but its worth a shot. Im going to buy one of those traps th
     
  2. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    I dunno, those traps are kinda shaky IMO... Haven't you ever seen Tom & Jerry? Jerry would always find a way outsmart those traps. Don't underestimate how smart Eugene is... You think you got him, but the next thing you know, your nose is trapped in one of those traps. It looks terribly painful.
     
  3. rockHEAD

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    would this be considered an infestation?
    they say for every one you see, count on 20 more....

    uh... no, that's cockroaches. ugh! :eek:
     
  4. Drewdog

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    Infestatinon?? Great...... Hopefully my lackidasical landlord will get a freaking exterminator over today pronto.

    I am going to go buy a few traps to set out today while I am running errands, so we shall see if Eugene still has a future in my bungalow.

    :p
     

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