Lol you guys! Perverts. Beer of the month is def a great gift! He loves beer. Now to find the right website....
http://www.beermonthclub.com/beer-of-the-month-club.htm This one's having a $25 off sale and have all different subscription clubs (sadly, no "white girls of the month"): http://www.greatclubs.com/
Birthday Sex! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMxOzxKYYo&feature=related Oh whoops. That is the guy's present to the girl for her birthday! "Tell me, tell me where you want your gift, girl?"
"Role play", eh? <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/25220/french_maid.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_25220"> </embed>
Wow... sorry Di... didn't know it was that pricey. I saw on one of them, you could do every other month and customize some stuff. Regardless, good luck.
You also helped a guy OUT of some ROCKETS stuff. BEER? Cigars? WTF, man?!?!? A guy can get a big screen TV or an iPod or something cooler than mother effin' BEER for a once-a-year thing... and... BAH, never mind... it pisses me off more to think that someone would tell my wife "get him some beer" and she'd believe him... just 'cuz "[SwoLy] likes beer." F#$)*(@#$)(&. I could have gotten some electronic CRAP this past year. ARGHHH... Spoiler I kid, man.
Wow... I was already preparing my apology for ruining the lives of my fellow posters before I read the spoiler. I wouldn't want to alienate myself from the brotherhood...
lol a big screen TV is EXPENSIVE! he doesn't need a ipod...he already has one. so beer it is! i wanted to get the international plan but it was too expensive.