[Chron] Rockets preparing analytics-heavy presentation for Bosh

How epic would it be if Morey rolled up with his crazy presentation, and also had a Chinese shoe contract ready to be signed if he picks the Rockets. You would have to imagine that would be a pretty easy thing to set up. Hell Bonzi got a shoe deal! Just another way to show Bosh the endorsement possibilities.

 

Pretty sure Bosh can't sign a shoe deal with a Chinese company, since he's already got one in the US.

 

bosh is a freakin coward full of hot air. he has his nose so far up lebron and wade's butt that his knees are dragging on the ground. he said he does'nt want to be a sidekick...........he's right...........he wants to be someone's botton b****

 

Naw thats your job, he just wants a new idenity, and he learned in Toronto, that he is only a great piece, not a elite player.

 

Ironically, our Rockets GM is helping to Recruit Bosh, a player who is facing and shaping one of, if not, the Greatest Sports Management Decisions of his life...

What's in his Best Interest? What will be favorable for the franchise and its fans that drafted, supported, and groomed him to who he is now? He obviously wants his new team to Maintain their Roster Strength and Chemistry so his Likelihood of Winning a Championship is Maximized.

Bosh appears to be Well Educated, Intelligent, with a Passion for Computer Science, and of course Sports!

Besides his on-the-court exploits, Bosh was a National Honor Society member and graduated with honors from Lincoln.[5] He is also a member of the National Society of Black Engineers and the Dallas Association of Minority Engineers

Bosh eventually chose to follow the footsteps of his cousin and aunt and attended Georgia Tech to study graphic design and computer imaging, and subsequently, management

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Bosh

During last season's All-Star weekend in Las Vegas, Bosh dropped by the NBA's Technology Summit, an event usually attended only by corporate executives and a smattering of media (and, of course, Mark Cuban).

(For the time being Bosh has no plans to finish his degree, but he has already founded a company, Max Deal Technologies, that provides tech solutions for a high-end clientele.)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/chris_mannix/01/29/bosh0204/2.html


Morey can also show Bosh glimpses of what life could be like after he WINS Championships and the Parades in Houston... such as an opportunity in NBA Management with an innovative GM utilizing all the Coolest Cutting Edge Computer Love Technologies to Create Successful Championship NBA Teams...

(*Even if Bosh is not remotely interested or considering sports management right now, how about being a Catalyst and Part of not just NBA Glory and History but potentially a Sports Revolution!)

You know the Fam would be proud of a Master's Degree from the "University of Morey" :grin:

As an additional incentive, maybe DM can help Bosh create or design a new video game during the off seasons... now that would be a versatile NBA player

Sports & Career wise, what could be better than playing, contributing, winning championships, building a dynasty, retiring, then managing that same franchise with Morey and Co., with the possibility of ownership further down the line... that's one way Legends and Legacies are created...

 

Get the Strippers Morey!

 

This just tells me he couldn't get a job if he was white. Not something to brag about.

 

Leave that crap outta here.

 

It's actually relevant, the whole education thing is a front and Morey really should be focusing on the high class escorts, parading them as normal citizens of Houston.

 

nerd up, Git R Done Morey!

 

DM: "Hello Christopher Bosh my name is Daryl Morey you may have heard of me on the interwebs, they call me Dork Elvis"

CB: "Dork Elvis?? O-M-G! Where do I sign?"

 

In Morey I Trust. Whatever works.

 

Wow, for real?

I like your optimism.

 

I am sure Battier wrote all the speeches for those guys. :grin:

BTW, why didn't they include Clyde Drexler? He's a hometown boy for Houston.

 

Say, as an FYI, you might want to put a spoiler tag on the graph. Clutch isn't real crazy about various 4, 5, 25 letter words being snuck past the "Bad Word Filter."

 

you're one of my favorite posters and i hope they do get him. Just for fun,if they dont, in your list of references in your sig, you put leebigez :grin:

 

Thats works for me.

 

Mack Brown could land Chris Bosh. Hell, he pulled in Jackson Jeffcoat, Reggie Wilson, Darius White, and Jordan Hicks in last year's class. Morey should solicit Coach Brown.