What kind of bug is this?

Silverfish.

 

If it looks like a roach, tastes like a roach, and feels like a roach. What is it?

 

Spoiler

 

Madden 10? No. Lol.
I was playing a little bit of Modern Warfare 2 and Metro 2033.

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RoxSqaud again."

 

Did you check it for government mounted cameras?

 

Definitely a Brown recluse.

 

Looks like a rat infestation.........

 

Silverfish. We have them too. They are the most fragile creature in existence.

 

Silverfish, they usually appear in places where you have a lot of paper in storage.

 

I had those for a little while... Right before the feds came.....

 

extremely skinny, with lots of antennas on its head and its ass. It's only about an inch long at the most, and doesn't move much, but when it does move, it crawls fast!

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  extremely skinny
  lots of antennas on its head
  it's an ass
  about an inch long at the most

Sounds like a Sam SilverFisher

 

The reproduction of silverfish is preceded by a ritual involving three phases, which may last over half an hour. In the first phase, the male and female stand face to face, their trembling antennae touching, then repeatedly back off and return to this position. In the second phase the male runs away and the female chases him. In the third phase the male and female stand side by side and head-to-tail, with the male vibrating his tail against the female.[13] Finally the male lays a spermatophore, a sperm capsule covered in gossamer, which the female takes into her body via her ovipositor to fertilize the eggs.

Sounds like my last night out on the town!

 

how erotic

 

It's called My Life, starring Michael Keaton and Nicole Kidman.

 

Repped....lmao.