Rumor has it that David Stern was so pleased with this year's draft which enticed so many guys who didn't finish, or in some cases start, college, that next year a supplementary draft will be held. In order to maintain long term competition, the draft will be for all pre-schoolers who are at least 3'8" tall, can throw in the old nerf ball from at least five feet, and are totally potty trained. Potential, based on DNA testing, will be the prime criteria. In a related move, the NBA is preparing to invest 10% of NBA profits in the Human Genome project which will determine the star basketball players for 2013 and beyond. ------------------ "Who Wants To Be A Rocket?" - and probably a millionaire as well. The off-season will be interesting!
