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My poops take forever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
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    this is your friend

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    Like another poster said...drink more water.


    15 minutes isnt that crazy, but it is at the getting a bit long. It's not good for your O ring to be sitting on the toilet that long.


    She called the $h!t, POOP !
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    #41 DonkeyMagic, Jun 11, 2010
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Yeah, this stuff'l clean ya out:

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    Don't plan on anything that would require you to be away from a toilet.
     
    #42 Xerobull, Jun 11, 2010
  3. finalsbound

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    just for the record, i have no problems taking poops. it happens very easily and naturally, without any supplements. gwatson86 thinks its funny to spread false rumors around of my slow and painful bowel movements. lesson learned - sign out before drunk people use your laptop. the more you know.

    oh, and my poops are in the shape of happiness and smell like rainbows.
     
    #43 finalsbound, Jun 11, 2010
  4. GRENDEL

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    is this what's coming out?

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    #44 GRENDEL, Jun 11, 2010
  5. moestavern19

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    Bull**** dude, you've wrecked that toilet before, don't try and act soft now.

    I'z all lk "DON'T NOBODY GO IN THAT BATHROOM FO' BOUT 45 MINUTES!"
     
    #45 moestavern19, Jun 11, 2010
  6. v3.0

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    smells like teen spirit
     
    #46 v3.0, Jun 11, 2010
  7. finalsbound

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    as opposed to what comes out of your ass? wow, i have to fumigate after an epic 40 minute moes ****.
     
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  8. FLASH21

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    This creepy lady in my office that looks exactly like Grace Jones times us everytime we poop so they have to be quick and quiet since the restroom is right next to her.

    For those of you not familiar with Grace Jones:

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    #48 FLASH21, Jun 11, 2010
  9. da_juice

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    A laxative, more fiber in your diet, or some taco bell should suffice.
     
    #49 da_juice, Jun 11, 2010
  10. leroy

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    Maybe Earl Campbell's sausage could help?
     
    #50 leroy, Jun 11, 2010
  11. raj87

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    Has anybody at your company questioned her as to why she is so concerned regarding your lavatory rituals?
     
    #51 raj87, Jun 11, 2010
  12. SpaceCityKid

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    As I post this I'm pooping.
     
    #52 SpaceCityKid, Jun 11, 2010
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    #53 mazyar, Jun 11, 2010
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    #54 smoove shoez, Jun 11, 2010
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    Whoa, trying to pin it on me? That's low.

    And who said anything about them being slow and painful? That sounds like inside information I'd have no way of knowing. Trapped in your own web of LIES!
     
    #55 gwatson86, Jun 11, 2010
  16. SunsRocketsfan

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    the OP needs to take some lessons from the girls in TWO GIRLS ONE CUP.
    That poop came out fast and smooth....
     
    #56 SunsRocketsfan, Jun 11, 2010
  17. FLASH21

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    I'm pretty sure she's aroused by it, that's just my hunch tho.

    *shrug*
     
    #57 FLASH21, Jun 11, 2010
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    #58 dachuda86, Jun 11, 2010
  19. God's Son

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    i would quit doing the ann hathaway like immediatly!
     
    #59 God's Son, Jun 11, 2010
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