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Danny Trejo's tweets

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Jun 4, 2010.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    http://twitter.com/El_Danny_Trejo

    These are hilarious, even if you're NOT Mexican... :grin:

    [​IMG] El_Danny_Trejo

    "Mira, a vato like me TGIF's todos los dias. (T)hank (G)od for (I)nventing (F)rijoles."

    Some other good ones:
    :grin: LOL! "Tweetasos". Disclaimer: I am not a "low-rider" or "chicano", I am Mexican.
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Jun 4, 2010
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    Man, those are really hilarious.
     
    #2 ima_drummer2k, Jun 4, 2010
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    Cleverly disguised George Lopez gag gone wrong.
     
    #3 moestavern19, Jun 4, 2010
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    I have a feeling the guy from Filmdrunk or one of the commenters there is the writer.
     
    #4 Oski2005, Jun 4, 2010
  5. CheezeyBoy22

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    Yeah he's pretty funny...
     
    #5 CheezeyBoy22, Jun 4, 2010
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    What's his beef with Norris? Trejo was in an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.
     
    #6 g1184, Jun 4, 2010
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Flipping fanflippingtastic.
     
    #7 Xerobull, Jun 4, 2010
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    es muy bueno
     
    #8 DonkeyMagic, Jun 4, 2010
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    Reading Swoly's threads and replies are kind of like watching a fireworks show.
     
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    "The finale usually comes up short of expectations" - thats what she said.
     
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    Hey, thanks, man. ;)

    This one was hilarious:
    "Oye @Nick_Nolte, 'member een Vegas we got ju that "Viva Las Vegas" tattoo on jur back? Well, I made him put "Viva Los Vergas" instead. "

    LOL :grin:
     
    #11 SwoLy-D, Jun 6, 2010
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    That is the knife throwing guy who got killed right?
     
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    CaseyH, if you're talking about DESPERADO, YES. :eek:
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Jun 6, 2010
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    This is quite literally the funniest thing I've ever read. My eyes are currently watering because of the fact that I am laughing so hard.
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Jun 7, 2010
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    He got killed? I thought he was starring in Machete.
     
    #15 Mr. Clutch, Jun 7, 2010
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    That is just funny man. Good find Swoly.
     
    #16 MoBalls, Jun 7, 2010
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