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intentionally bad nickname ideas

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dachuda86, May 20, 2010.

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  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    I figure we see enough come up with good nickname idea threads, which are littered with bad ideas... so I thought I'd create a reverse thread where we come up with bad nicknames for Houston Rockets players on purpose.

    For Yao I suggest we call him snuggle buggles.

    For Scola, I suggest we call him the Mullet man.

    for AB, I suggest A3

    for Ariza, I suggest No three's ah

    and for Battier, I suggest the Duke of Defense
     
    #1 dachuda86, May 20, 2010
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    'no three's ah' is actually pretty good.
     
    #2 blink, May 20, 2010
  3. Carl Herrera

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    These guys are taken. See sig below.
     
    #3 Carl Herrera, May 20, 2010
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    Chase Budinger = the Human Black Joe Johnson wins.
     
    #4 dachuda86, May 20, 2010
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Here's the birthplace of some really bad Rockets nicknames...

    Carl "the God Bird" Landry
    Aaron "the little black bean" Brooks

    Hilarious...
     
    #5 napalm06, May 20, 2010
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Chuck "the Post-Master" Hayes
     
    #6 napalm06, May 20, 2010
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    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    Luis Scola as The Passion Assassin is still the greatest bad nickname in the history of clutchfans.
     
    #7 Williamson, May 20, 2010
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    ElDobleK Literally Zan Tabak

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    I thought Bill and Clyde's late season dubbing of Scola as "the Ice Cream Man" was pretty bad...
     
    #8 ElDobleK, May 20, 2010
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    yaos more like the berlin wall than the great wall these days
     
    #9 conundrum, May 20, 2010
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    Did you see clips of his karaoke singing? His voice assassinates passion.
     
    #10 Carl Herrera, May 20, 2010
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    I have to second this.

    "He just scoops it in there!"
     
    #11 napalm06, May 20, 2010
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    :grin:

    I wish I could rep you.
     
    #12 dschwab, May 21, 2010
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    Kyle Lowry " the human bowling ball "
     
    #13 dragonwill, May 21, 2010
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    repped :D :)



    Chase "Mr. Tumnus" Budinger
     
    #14 BasketballReasons, May 21, 2010
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    Yao Ming: The Pez Dispenserator

    Kevin Martin: Ticky Tack

    Chase Budinger: Chasper

    Shane Battier: Scary Palmer

    Chuck Hayes: Gaines-Burger
     
    #15 Southern Select, May 21, 2010
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