manliest man contest

Fight to the Death.

 

^This! and also no kicking another man in the balls no matter what..

 

3 Rounds

Round 1:

Sports Knowledge contest

Round 2:

How many chicks can you get?

Round 3:

Fight to the death....but no below the belt hits.

 

Fat lonely guy with no job would kill you

more of a pimp contest right there

 

shave with no shaving cream..

 

yeah should be along these lines.


biggest injury without a doctor contest.

dirtiest water used to wash your hands

show someone how to drive their own rig

etc

 

everyone has already lost

Spoiler

 

Case in point...the Schwab

 

Actually, ending it with a roshambo contest sounds the most fitting.

 

I raise you:

Spoiler

 

pulling a shopping cart

NSFW

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You have to enter here

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against

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Bill brasky

 

Not much of a raise there. Actually, not really a raise at all.

 

Revenge of the Nerds Homecoming Carnival games:

(NSFW Language)

Drunken tricycle race

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Belching contest

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Arm Wrestling

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...and much more!




I would also throw some spicy food eating in there somewhere, a 'get the bra off' speed contest, horseshoe throwing, etc.

Car repair is a little too skill-based. Mechanical aptitude, while manly, isn't something every man has.

 

Manliest man? Obviously:

 

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Nuh uh: