If I visit someone's house, or stay a night with my family or during a conference or training somewhere... I have to use their can to go "Number Two." Once I've gone once, I might feel more comfortable about going AGAIN some other day or time. While I don't always HAVE TO GO, I do if I need to go. No matter whose house it is... whether the in-laws' new house, my boss' kids' party at their house... no matter what place. If I have to go, I have to go. Is there anywhere where you DON'T go "number two"?
if im not staying overnight, them in not going, unless ive got the runs, in which case its your fault for inviting me over. i use the term "drop off the brows at the superbowl" instead of "going to brownsville" or "going #2" its funny because itll never happen. and because its about poop.
I will always test a toilet before dropping anchor. That badboy better be using at least 5 gallons for each flush or I won’t even try. There is nothing worse than pinching off a loaf only to have it not go down because of some weak water-efficient toilet. Especially if it’s at someone else’s house…..like your in-laws, for instance…........
Public restroom unless it's an absolute emergency. When I was seven I went number two in the school bathroom, and it took awhile to clean up and stuff, so I was in there for like five minutes and when I got back to class my first grade teacher scolded me for "skipping class" sicne then, I've never crapped in school except for emergencies.
I'm a P.M. for a construction and these nasty bastards hoard the foulest of Stintches you have ever come across. If I visit a jobsite I make sure to stop beforehand if I feel I have to go.
Trust me, I don't eat as many CHURROS as you or moes might think. I do, however, eat lots of GRAPES and RAISINS. Systems are GO. GO. GO.
i normally don't drop a deuce @ wk. but one time i did. we have a VP @ our location that has a private office restroom. let me tell you, it was nice and relaxing. cushion toilet seats are awesome!
