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Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The_Yoyo, May 7, 2010.

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  1. The_Yoyo

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    I like how they had to put 'his real name' in the title of the article
     
    #1 The_Yoyo, May 7, 2010
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    Hit bar?
     
    #2 moestavern19, May 7, 2010
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    A car!
     
    #3 lpbman, May 7, 2010
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    Maybe YoYo hit the bar before starting the bread...
     
    #4 leroy, May 7, 2010
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    still hung over from may 5th apparently
     
    #5 The_Yoyo, May 7, 2010
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    Would have been funny if he was hit by a Virgin named Mary.
     
    #6 BmwM3, May 7, 2010
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    In today's day and age there are very few people old enough to drive a car that are still virgins.
     
    #7 justtxyank, May 7, 2010
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    Or a Pontiac Pilot
     
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    Subtle.
     
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    As a believer in Buddhism I have to say.

    Car-ma is a b****!
     
    #11 rocketsjudoka, May 7, 2010
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    If Jesus is everywhere all the time I guess I hit him every time I pull out of my driveway
     
    #12 Al Calavicci, May 7, 2010
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    I guess people will think twice about yelling "Jesus save me!" when they are in an accident.
     
    #13 rocketsjudoka, May 7, 2010
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    why don't you lay off the christians, Lou...
     
    #14 Hmm, May 7, 2010
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