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[Video] Latest invention by Chinese Munition Industry

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  1. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    By afraid USA, be very very afraid...

    <object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Vv2J71NRg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Vv2J71NRg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>
     
    #1 freemaniam, May 1, 2010
  2. ToyCen428

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    chop my veggies with the same tool i use to help create holes for my veggies to grow! mmm

    oh yeah, also the same tool i use to scoop up my dogs poo
     
    #2 ToyCen428, May 1, 2010
  3. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    The video is over 8 minutes long, there are more good stuff at the later part. ;)
     
    #3 freemaniam, May 1, 2010
  4. KingCheetah

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    SHIELD !!

    GRAPPLE !!
     
    #4 KingCheetah, May 1, 2010
  5. YallMean

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    :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

    Could've inserted an inflatable sex doll in the plow, that would make the Chinese army really impenetrable.

    Second thought, if this thing goes for a patent in the US, it's going to give the PTO and court heart attacks. 40 page opinion explaining why it is obvious.

    That said, I will definitely try to get one next time in China.

    Viva, farmer's China!
     
    #5 YallMean, May 1, 2010
  6. YallMean

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    Let's be creative, what is that thing missing?

    I will start
    Attach a sex doll,
    Could serve as canteen as well.
    If made edible, food ration problem is also solved.
     
    #6 YallMean, May 1, 2010
  7. g1184

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    I want this for camping.
     
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  8. Uprising

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    I think the thing that makes it that much cooler is their choice of music....
     
    #8 Uprising, May 1, 2010
  9. YallMean

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    And the kungfu actors. Any shiat in their hands is a weapon.
     
    #9 YallMean, May 1, 2010
  10. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Bottle opener is probably the most useful function. Oar being second.
     
    #10 superfob, May 1, 2010
  11. Someguy1229

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    Epic shovel is epic!
     
    #11 Someguy1229, May 1, 2010
  12. Invisible Fan

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    I had my credit card out when they replayed the bottle being opened.

    That Shamwow guy could sell millions with this baby.
     
    #12 Invisible Fan, May 1, 2010
  13. Cowboy_Bebop

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    Saw this a couple of days ago. This would be great for my camping trip. They should have show a clip of a guy using it for barbecuing.
     
    #13 Cowboy_Bebop, May 1, 2010
  14. carles n charge

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    i think china should be bombed for wat they did to the jews in world war one.
     
    #14 carles n charge, May 1, 2010
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    I have never been so excited about a shovel before. I wonder how much they sell for in China. If they are military quality that would be awesome.
     
    #15 Cokebabies, May 1, 2010
  16. MIAGI99

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    Dayam! That's some MacGyver stuff right there.
     
    #16 MIAGI99, May 1, 2010
  17. Convictedstupid

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    I didnt know the Chinese Military made it rain and were popping bottles all day long like that.
     
    #17 Convictedstupid, May 1, 2010
  18. raj87

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    Obviously this is a Swiss armament that was CREP'd* our by the PLA.










    *Kindly note that CREP is an acronym for Capture, Reverse Engineer, Produce.
     
    #18 raj87, May 1, 2010
  19. LCII

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    5:41 FAIL
     
    #19 LCII, May 1, 2010
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