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The guy that Rockets need is Michael Jordan

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    No... not the player, he's too old now and Morey doesn't have a hot tub time machine.

    But a new owner with a history of addiction to gambling and irrational attraction to Adam Morrison and Kwame Brown who just saw his team get swept in the first round of playoffs and is about to lose his coach is useful for a team in search of counterparty to make a sucker bet with.

    Rockets needs to go Fabulous Fab on Jordan and make deals so favors the Rockets that the SEC will sue the Rockets and Senate will haul Morey's ass in for testimony.
     
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  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Houston Trade Breakdown
    Change in Team Outlook: -8.9 ppg, -2.8 rpg, and -2.5 apg.
    Incoming Players
    Tyson Chandler
    7-1 C from Dominguez (HS)
    6.5 ppg, 6.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 22.8 minutes
    Outgoing Players
    Jared Jeffries
    6-11 SF from Indiana
    5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 1.6 apg in 28.1 minutes
    David Andersen
    0-0 from
    5.8 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 14.1 minutes
    Jermaine Taylor
    6-4 SG from Central Florida
    4.1 ppg, 1.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 9.8 minutes

    Charlotte Trade Breakdown
    Change in Team Outlook: +8.9 ppg, +2.8 rpg, and +2.5 apg.
    Incoming Players
    Jared Jeffries
    6-11 SF from Indiana
    5.5 ppg, 4.3 rpg, 1.6 apg in 28.1 minutes
    David Andersen
    0-0 from
    5.8 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 14.1 minutes
    Jermaine Taylor
    6-4 SG from Central Florida
    4.1 ppg, 1.5 rpg, 0.5 apg in 9.8 minutes
    Outgoing Players
    Tyson Chandler
    7-1 C from Dominguez (HS)
    6.5 ppg, 6.3 rpg, 0.3 apg in 22.8 minutes
     
  4. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    the clutchfans bbs needs you to stop posting.
     
  5. blink

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    Please. Stop posting.
     
  6. BasketballReasons

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    Ladies and Gentelmen, Carl Herrera.
     
  7. tomjc

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    this a reaction from the Senate Bill re: Goldman sachs?
     
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  8. geeimsobored

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    I hate to say it because I think CH is pretty funny but this borders on Basso-esque BBS blogging. No need to start a thread like this.
     
  9. Tom Bombadillo

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    I would love to have Gerald Wallace at the 3. Screw Tyrus, Tyson, and anyone else on that team. Gerald Wallace is worth every penny he is paid...
     
  10. larsv8

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    THIS!
     
  11. JCDenton

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    Don't hate, this was a hi-kwality thread.
     
  12. duluth111222

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    Congratulations, Carl Herrera! JCDenton approves of you! :grin:
     
  13. larsv8

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    Whoa whoa whoa buddy

    You breaking your word?
     
  14. jedicro

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    You bring up an interesting point. What would Morey do with a hot tub time machine.
     
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Today might be the all-time low in the history of Venezuela :grin:
     
  17. meh

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    Man, Carl Herrera. You need to lower the quantity. The dilution of your threads is getting painful.

    That said, if Jordan decides that he needs to "rebuild" by giving us Gerald Wallace... this thread will deserve 5 stars.
     
  18. duluth111222

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    He would send tinman back to 1990's where he belongs...
     
  19. da_juice

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    Yeah. What?
     
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