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Strip Clubs????......ask me anything. =)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. El Hitman

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    Drink specials : $1 wells and $1 drafts all day from open 11am to 9pm everyday of the week.
     
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    What is the freakiest, "zOMG did I really just see that?" moment you've ever had at work?
     
  3. El Hitman

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    WHOA...what's up with the personal attacks? Alright let me see. Um...if I didn't take advantage of all the opportunities I get to make money...I would be one stupid mother. THEY got themselves into this business not me...I just tax them for doing what they do. Hey I got bills to pay. :grin:

    I might of exaggerated earlier about women being evil...I'm sorry but I've been exposed to the dirtiest place on earth and it's hard to go back to thinking women are saints. :(

    Honestly I don't like seeing these women put themselves out there like that, but nothing is gonna change their mind about making a $1000 day...not me not their mothers and boyfriends. So why AM I the bad guy??? I didn't raise them, or put them there...they did it by their own free will. If they're gonna exploit stupid men then I'm gonna exploit them. Screw it.

    And I come from a good family actually, with good morals...but I like fast women, fast living and even faster money. Any guy in my situation would be doing the SAME thing...so I'm not sorry. :eek:
     
  4. El Hitman

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    Well said Ronny well said...I couldn't of worded it better. You're my hero now. :grin:
     
  5. El Hitman

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    Finally a realist.
     
  6. El Hitman

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    Guys get one thing straight...if I was a regular joe schmoe I wouldn't go to strip clubs, I never used to go to them cause its a waste of money. But work in one??? I think so, cause all those stupid joe schmoe's that spend their money on the club...end up paying for my bills! They're the stupid ones, not me.
     
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    Do you consider them less stupid if they actually get action for their money? Is the stupid part only getting teased and spending a lot of money for that, or do you think they are stupid even if they get the happy ending?
     
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  8. El Hitman

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    One thing I will say about this social calling thing...is that I've tried working as a mechanic, electrician helper, and general hands on stuff...and guess what??? I was never good at it, I don't have the patience for the trial and error thats expected throughout the learning process. But one thing I am good at is people skills, that's why I've moved into management positions in my past 3 jobs cause people respond to me positively. So I'm sorry if father ICONOCLASTIC doesn't approve of my career choice...after all it IS my choice isn't it? :eek:
     
  9. El Hitman

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    Hmmm...that's a good question...let me think. Oh...yeah, it has to be when I had just barely started and I wasn't aware of any extra-curricular activities and I found a used tamp on behind a sofa chair. I was like WOAH...I gotta report this to my manager, so I told him and looked at me in disbelief and laughed his ass off. I felt like a complete ass. :mad:
     
  10. El Hitman

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    I understand the allure of going to a strip club and just getting what you really want from a woman and not having to put up with their bull****. I mean think about it, you meet a pretty girl at the mall or at a bar, you buy her some drinks, you get her number, you ask her out next weekend, you buy her dinner, maybe the movies, and get a kiss on the cheek or maybe you sleep with her if she's slutty. End of story you end up spending about $150 just trying to get into her pants what if she's terrible in bed? What if she has these deep set emotional scars and she doesn't suck your piece because of it or she has intimacy issues? What if the ex is around, or what if she's a virgin or she's a born again virgin? It's too much drama. So the guys that want the happy ending with out the grand tour, go to strip clubs for JUST that, there are some that are just traveling, or some cheating on their wives, or some looking for a new lay. I mean I get it. The ones I call idiots are the ones that end up paying too much or the ones that get caught up in the bull**** that leads up to the happy ending, or the ones that actually think a dancer is interested in them...cause some guys do, those are the dumb ones. That's why I'm here to answer your questions so you won't be THAT guy. :grin:
     
  11. El Hitman

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    Actually if I may be completely honest I'm responsible for most of those WHOA moments...and other people catch me. Not the other way around. I once caught the owner getting his happy ending...we never spoke about it. LOL. :grin:
     
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    Appreciated...but aren't you sort of cutting into your own revenue by doing this, because aren't the dumb ones the most lucrative ones for your business?
     
  13. WillG

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    Hook me up bro
     
  14. CHI

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    Is it lame if people go to strip clubs by themselves? Seriously... I have only been to a strip club once with friends... but I'd like to go by myself one time just to see what its like.
     
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    My brother has gone a few times by himself and most of the time he brought one back to his apartment.
     
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    I completely agree with you. I never understood guys go to strip clubs regularly because in all likelihood, you aren't going to have sex. Going to strip clubs is such a tease and your chances are much better by just going to a bar/club and spending money on drinks for women.
     
  17. El Hitman

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    I don't care man, i get my money anyway. :cool:
     
  18. El Hitman

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    It's not lame at all...most of the guys there go alone just to enjoy the scenery and find a toy to play with. You can chill out at the bar, the bartenders are really hot and super friendly.
     
  19. El Hitman

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    No no no you missed my point. I never used to go to strip clubs, cause I could get laid at the bar...I would work in one to make money, but not go spend my money in one. If you're ugly on the other hand or if your game is weak ha ha ha...then going to a strip club to spend a little money on a toy and get a happy ending would be your way to go. I mean, that's just me. Strip clubs are not a tease anymore...they WERE 5 years ago, now they're all scratch and sniff. Ha ha. :grin:
     
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    Treasures is definitely not a tease...its a complete w**** house. I had some friends visiting and we went a few weeks ago. Girls literally would come up to us, have a little chit chat, then cut to the chase, giving us prices for various activities. Might cost you a few hundred, but sex is most definitely an option. Blow jobs went for about 100-150.
     

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