This is directed at the Minors in the bbs... If you were home alone, someone called asking if your mom or dad was home, you said no, and they just hang up. What would you do? We had this discussion in band, and while everyone said they'd get the family gun. My mom doesn't want guns in the house, so I'd pull out my handy dandy, Aluminum Ballbat. This sucker could kill a cow. Now someone needs to try and break in...
I have the door locked. Usually I only answer if I know who is calling. (caller ID.) I mainly do this because the answering machine is better than me. "Hello, is Mr. .... there? "No." "Well, when he comes back, have him call ...... in .... at.... ext...." "uhh.. could you repeat that?" That's me. edit: oh yeah, what do I use to protect me? Uh.. scissors,bb gun, knives, and other stuff. I'd probably kill them, actually.
Well, first off I'd go get my big brothers pellet gun and firecrackers. Also, while I was in his room I would steal all his money and use his action figures for target practice. Then I would set up a huge train set, get a Michael Jordan cardboard cut out, hook it up to the train, sit a bunch of mannequins in the window, turn up the record player real loud and act like I'm having a huge party. Finally, I would call my local pizza delivery place and when he gets to my house I would mess around with him by setting off a bunch of firecrackers when he got to my door.
damn, i just realized i was just barely out of the target demographic for this thread. i still think that my idea is best.
If a burglar comes into your house, the movies tell us that it will be a comedic situation for all. All you need is a staple gun, tins of paint, a perfectly positioned staircase, and some Christmas decorations which break easily.
Those Home Alone robbers are the two toughest SOBs I have ever seen. You try getting electrocuted, hit in the head with bricks/paint cans, stapled and falling several storeys onto a concrete floor and see how you feel. They just get up, shake it off, and go back about their business. Tough b*stards.
Umm...how about instead of using your best tough guy plan(bat, pellet gun, firecrackers, etc.), you just say my "...parents are not available to come to the phone right now". That way...you keep them guessing as to whether they are indisposed and can't come to the phone OR they are actually not home. Why give out that piece of critical info? If I'm the bad guy and I'm a wacko, then you better be psyched when you come to the door doing your tough guy routine cause I'm ready to eat some ears and stuff . Surf
I'm not a minor can I post? I'm at home wif my doggie and my lady friend mmmmmmmm guess what we're about to do---oops sorry geared to minors my bad
I'd pick up one of those huge surround sound speakers in the living room and.. play some classical music. How many minors do you know that listen to classical music? Right. Exactly. Mhm. Aye.
I would *69 them to find out ther number,that or leave my house or call a friend over. I have baseball bats so thats even a better idea
Chief Wiggum: Remember, as soon as anyone enters your house, anything you do to them is perfectly legal. Homer: Really?? Oh Flanders, won't you come in? Wiggum: It doesn't apply if you invite them in.
HEY HEY. I listen to classical music. Nah, sometimes though.... Anyways, I would keep my wooden baseball bat, my aluminum baseball bat, and my cricket bats. Whooweee we would have a fun time. And I'd keep some baseballs and cricket balls and show that man my heater....square in his seater....... Or I could go chemical warfare on him and bust out the Raid and spray him in the eyes.
