The flip side...worst cologne/perfume

The worst cologne would probably have to be..................not taking a bath for two weeks. Can't really beat that!

 

Hmm... I'm wearing that right now.

Not really. More like a few days without a bath.

 

fahrenheit is pure crap.

 

I haven't taken a bath in years.

The worst perfumes have to be those that smell like flowers, only a billion times stronger. Basically anything expensive that women wear. I like the perfumes that make girls smell like candy.

 

The worst cologne I know is probably the original "Cologne" - the one which gave all its successors the name. "Kölnisch Wasser", aka 4711. I really don't like it, I think only old women use it. But it might have been one of the first commercially sold perfumes and it is from the German city of Cologne, so now you all know where the name comes from.

 

We also now know that you make numerous punctuation mistakes when you get excited about an opportunity to say something German.

Sir Jackie--the Spelling Police Survivor Game Champ--is human, afterall.

 

Punctuation, was; fortunately - not part, of the game and I never managed to figure. it out in English .

 

I never tried the "Georghe Muresan Cologne" but that's gotta be some foul smelling stuff.

 

The all-time worst perfumes are Julian Rouas Paris. Julian Rouas Paris perfumes made me dry retch into my sleeve. My worst perfume experience ever. Julian Rouas Paris Swing, Versailles, Private collection.

 

You are a rookie and in your first post, you bring back a thread that is 8 years old??!!

Something tells me that you have posted here before but under a different user name.

 

I don't know what the worst is but this is by far the best....

Spoiler

Edit, barely noticed this is an 8 year old thread....

 

Yup. At first I was like A-Train is still running with scissors ey and then I was like, "oh, gig'd".

 

I thoght a train came back for a second. I thought he stopped at 16,000. It says 16,002.