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Dwyane Wade as a Houston Rocket...

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by CaptainRox, Apr 14, 2010.

  1. CaptainRox

    CaptainRox Member

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    Dwyane Wade as a Houston Rocket as seen through the eyes of ESPN.

    The article discusses his free agent destinations and his possible future with those teams. (Although a bit Satirical) Also the Battier gets a reference.
    Pretty fun

    Houston Rockets: "Fist of Shan Dian Xia"
    Looking to avenge his master and conquer the world of international All-Star balloting, Dwyane relocates to the home of Yao Ming. Unfortunately, the #3 jersey curses the guard with the most injuries he's ever suffered in one season, yet still manages to become the number-one seller in China. Dwyane recovers in time to lead the team to the playoffs, Shane Battier teaches him the mystical arts of No Stats-style kung fu. The story ends the way it does every year for the Rockets: by scaring every playoff-bound team despite never cracking the top six seeds.
     
  2. GlenRice

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    link?

    D-wade on this team and not cracking a top 6 seed :rolleyes:
     
  3. RocketMania1991

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    Sounds about accurate.
     
  4. phantoman

    phantoman Member

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    love it
     
  5. Shaud

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    Pretty sure we were in the 4/5 matchup a few times.
     
  6. rhino17

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    Not only that, we had HCA at least half of those times
     
  7. CaptainRox

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    <object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VdHdIR8OS50&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VdHdIR8OS50&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>

    :p
     
  9. RedRowdy111

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    With Kevin Martin, I really doubt we make a strong oush for Wade.
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    I love Martin but he could be the perfect bait for Wade.

    Nice Alex Scales shout out by the way. Best player I've ever played with. No no nothing serious... just messing around at the Rec when he was at U of O.
     
  11. JayGoogle

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    maybe they mean overall top six.
     
  12. ItsMyFault

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    Eh, this is only a dream. We're going to get Stoudemire or Bosh.
     
  13. OremLK

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    We're almost definitely not going to get any of those three.

    Morey already said it's a long shot to get a big free agent because of how many teams are in the running for them. It's a little more likely now that we have more assets to trade, but still a long shot.
     
  14. JayGoogle

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    That's GM talk.

    Morey also said he thins the SnT is more likely to happen.

    If Morey wants Chris Bosh (and he does) and the bigger if Chris Bosh wants to play here. It will happen. No other team has the assets the Rockets have.
     
  15. roslolian

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    Why settle for Bosh when Cleveland is in the exact same predicament as the Raps? If they don't win it all this year LBJ is moving to NY or the Nets.
     
  16. JayGoogle

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    Hell yeah. If Lebron doesn't rule out us though since he will pretty much have the shot at going any where he feels like it.

    Morey said in the game that he'll be looking for elite players, so I really think this offseason he's going to work his @$$ off to add a major piece to this team.
     
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    you obviously have no faith in morey and by the way why would those guys want to go somehwere crappy rather than come to houston
     
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    Always loved that commercial
     

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