I keep pooping

McGrady, this would be a good time to get a second opinion.

 

#1 Goto doctor. Doctor gives you pills.
#2...Stops

 

I bet you could make one hell of a dirty stache with that

 

You could have colitis, better go to the doctor and ask for a colonoscopy.....

 

Dude, pepto asap. You probably have food poisoning. Just keep yourself hydrated even though that seems counter intuitive to watery poo. Rather poo than have a stroke. Go see a doctor, lol.

 

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Drink a couple gallons of water, take a laxative, sit down, and let'er run.

 

Drink some gatorade too, they have electrolytes

 

I poop like 6 times a day. I'm proud of that too.

 

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.

 

6'1", 180 lbs. I think the shats help. Kinda happy with the high metabolism.

36 and not fat. Suck on that DD! :grin:

 

Having sex wouldn't stop the pooping.

 

Lots of gay sex should do the trick.

 

Pack extra underwear when you go out.

 

Gatorade = electrolytes. If you really see blood or it lasts longer than 5 days, i'd go see a doctor. It's prob just a bad bug or parasite. Those usually take care of themselves in a few days. Better safe than sorry though.

Make sure to keep urself hydrated. If you feel too dehydrated plz go see a doctor.

Don't listen to that random guy that told u to take laxatives...

 

These should be your friends right now.

 

Your doctor would not give you any pills for your diarrhea.

 

Where are you located?

I know in the tropical parts of the world, those symptoms could lead to a dengue fever that are caused by mosquitoes. Happened to me once... twice, actually.

Like others have mentioned, drink a whole lotta water... and watch out when you fart.

 

I keep bleeding out my eyes. I should see a doctor huh?