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Caption Game: Bush & Barney

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by rockHEAD, Aug 7, 2002.

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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    actual caption: President Bush, second left, tries to get his dog Barney interested in going up
    the steps to Air Force One, as Bush prepares to depart Andrews Air Force Base, Tuesday,
    Aug. 6, 2002, in Maryland, en route to his Crawford, Texas, home. (AP Photo/Ken Lambert)
     
  2. Deckard

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    "Barney, dammit, I'm the PRESIDENT!"
     
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    Barney: "Dammit dubya, I hate going to Crawford, there ain't nuthin' out there but cows and I don't mean Laura!"
     
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    Barney: Hey, you got to sniff this guy's crotch. I'm not going on the plane until I do, too.

    (alternatively, "Hey, you got to pee on this guy's shoes.....")
     
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    No Barney...that's not a terrorist.

    or

    No Barney...don't pee on government property.
     
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    Barney: "But Dubya i don't want to be dropped on Iraq"
     
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    Barney: "I won't be saluted by anything less than a full bird colonel!"

    (those are sargents saluting)
     
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    Bush: Come on Barney, it's ok. I promise I won't let Cheney touch you there, ever again.
     
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    Upon noticing the Men in Black & White approaching from afar, Barney the Alien Dog immediately tries to flee the scene.
     
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    Barney: "Hey dubya, oil... I smell oil... right HERE!!!! Call Cheney, tell him to get Halliburton out here, right now.... OIL!! Call Condy, tell her to get her ship ready! We got the motherload! Kenny Boy, we will put ENRON back in business with this find!"
     

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