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[VID] Self-defense with the daily paper

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ToyCen428, Mar 21, 2010.

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  1. ToyCen428

    ToyCen428 Member

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    This one has FAIL and LOLZ written all over it.

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ka_cebwnjic&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ka_cebwnjic&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
    #1 ToyCen428, Mar 21, 2010
  2. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

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    Im not even sure how to respond to that...

    If they are serious, wow.

    If that's meant to be a joke, wow.
     
    #2 rezdawg, Mar 21, 2010
  3. SuperBeeKay

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    It's because he's an alien from a UFO spaceship.
     
    #3 SuperBeeKay, Mar 21, 2010
  4. ToyCen428

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    THIS IS OLD ALREADY!!! well, maybe you're a bit early? Wait until my next UFO thread for this please.
     
    #4 ToyCen428, Mar 22, 2010
  5. CharlieMurphy

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    "Sudden Death" - I busted out laughing when I read that.
     
    #5 CharlieMurphy, Mar 22, 2010
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    Epic video. I liked the Sudden Death headline and how the dojo master started reading the newspaper again when the guy was behind him.
     
    #6 Mr. Brightside, Mar 22, 2010
  7. peleincubus

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    maybe they were looking for the wrong kind of WMD's in iraq. damn
     
    #7 peleincubus, Mar 22, 2010
  8. david_rocket

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    Nice vid, but you cant throw down someone with a hit with a newspaper, and the hit, its stronger as the strength of the person hitting.

    If a kid, hits you a newspaper, it doesnt hurt, and you even can stop the newspaper from hitting you.
     
    #8 david_rocket, Mar 22, 2010
  9. SuperBeeKay

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    I didn't know that, thanks!
     
    #9 SuperBeeKay, Mar 22, 2010
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Black Hitler is funny.
     
    #10 Xerobull, Mar 22, 2010
  11. rocketsjudoka

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    Most of the technique is questionable at best but a newspaper can be used for self-defense. If a newspaper can be rolled up tight enough it can be hard enough to swing as a club. The problem there though is that most people probably can't roll up a paper that tight and keep it that tight while they are swinging.

    What works better is to roll it up and rather than swing it as a club use the end of it to jab throat, groin, solar plexus and other areas that can create a lot of pain.
     
    #11 rocketsjudoka, Mar 22, 2010
  12. SamFisher

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    You mean the Millwall Brick
     
    #12 SamFisher, Mar 22, 2010
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Look at the way that guy fell. It's like he was exploding from inside like the government made him fall... and the guy didn't even hit him at all but he crumbles like he had explosions inside... look at his rib cage explode! :eek:

    Conspiracy. :eek:
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Mar 22, 2010
  14. R0ckets03

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    Umm...not your best work.


    As to the op, rezdawg said it best.
     
    #14 R0ckets03, Mar 22, 2010
  15. RedRowdy111

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    Geez. Some people, lol.
     
    #15 RedRowdy111, Mar 22, 2010
  16. Bandwagoner

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    I don't get it. This is obviously a pimp trying to go legit and you guys just make fun of him. He is just trying to show people what he learned in the pimp game.
     
    #16 Bandwagoner, Mar 22, 2010
  17. Salvy

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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x2U-ZQMf56I&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x2U-ZQMf56I&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
    #17 Salvy, Mar 22, 2010
  18. Tb-Cain

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    they still make newspapers?
     
    #18 Tb-Cain, Mar 22, 2010
  19. ItsMyFault

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    Of course... it's the Black guy that is attacking.
     
    #19 ItsMyFault, Mar 22, 2010
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