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Happy 70th birthday, Chuck Norris!

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  1. rockets934life

    rockets934life Member

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    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2010/03/norris/1

     
    #1 rockets934life, Mar 10, 2010
  2. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    In Chuck Norris' case, Every year Chuck lives is a step closer to YOUR death.
     
    #2 REEKO_HTOWN, Mar 10, 2010
  3. BiGGieStuFF

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    wow 70! awesome
     
    #3 BiGGieStuFF, Mar 10, 2010
  4. tmoney1101

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  5. Luckkky

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    Unbelievable... How did he take that beating from bruce lee and live to 70... :eek:
     
    #5 Luckkky, Mar 10, 2010
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    Chuck Norris once at three 72 oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 47 minutes having sex with his waitress.
     
    #6 monkeyboy32, Mar 10, 2010
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    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
     
    #8 GRENDEL, Mar 10, 2010
  9. Air Langhi

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    How did they not get arthritis from all that cracking.
     
    #9 Air Langhi, Mar 10, 2010
  10. tinywang

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    Chuck Norris turned 70 and got younger.
     
    #10 tinywang, Mar 10, 2010
  11. finalsbound

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    chuck norris got older and turned into a wingnut.
     
    #11 finalsbound, Mar 10, 2010
  12. finalsbound

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    seriously, greatest WTR moment EVAR:

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDQQANYwlMc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bDQQANYwlMc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  13. DonkeyMagic

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    you take your anti-american self out of here. how dare you speak ill of Chuck Norris. For shame. I hope you are ready for a roadhouse kick to the face when you get home tonight.


    Chuck Norris never wet the bed as a kid. The bed wet itself out of fear.
     
    #13 DonkeyMagic, Mar 10, 2010
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    "When you say "no ones perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult."
     
    #14 tmoney1101, Mar 10, 2010
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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OwTvYE25rZw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OwTvYE25rZw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  16. rocketsjudoka

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    Everyone gets older. Chuck Norris just stays the same.

    Death doesn't stalk Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stalks Death.
     
    #16 rocketsjudoka, Mar 10, 2010
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    When chuck norris dies, everyones gonna be in denial and start saying that he's gonna return to save the universe or something like Jesus. I always wondered what norris thinks of these jokes since he's super religious
     
    #17 da_juice, Mar 10, 2010
  18. DonkeyMagic

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    I can't remember when or where, but i heard him say that he thinks there are hilarious.
     
    #18 DonkeyMagic, Mar 10, 2010
  19. K mf G

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    in google type find chuck norris
    hit i'm feeling lucky
     
    #19 K mf G, Mar 10, 2010
  20. Nice Rollin

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    i''l beat his ass
     
    #20 Nice Rollin, Mar 10, 2010
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