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How Bullard Says It vs. How Clyde Would Say It:

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Member

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    Can someone make a highlight video of Drexler where it is just like 100 "That's hat you call....." in a row?

    please? You can get like 5-10 a game so it would not take long.
     
  2. rhino17

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    I'm pretty sure Coop and Clyde are the same person. I've never seen them at the same time

    You forgot to add that the shot in actuality rattled around the rim
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Bill "Ohhhhhhh! Scola with the up and under spin move!"

    Bull "Was that one scoop or two?"

    Clyde "He did a 360 reverse tomahawk jam!"
     
  4. Angkor Wat

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    Bill: We got to find a way to get Yao the ball. That's our best chance to get back in this game.

    Bull: The Rockets have to find Yao. Its like buying a bag of mar1juana. You always go for the bag with the biggest buds over the small and shaky stuff.

    Drexler: Get the ball down low to YAO, SHIIIIT!!! :mad:

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  5. lunaticrocket

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    Bill: Jordan Hill for a slam
    Bullard: You know... when I was a player I would always try to find myself in situations to make an impact and....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Clyde: Jordan Hill is one of the top 5 power forwards in the league
     
  6. seclusion

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    hahaha.
     
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    [Opposing Player] draws a charge on the Rockets...

    Bullard: (yelling at the ref's with the headset off, but still loud enough to hear on the broadcast) That's a terrible call! Come on! (end yelling, back to normal voice). I tell ya, these floppers are ruining the NBA, Bill. There should be no tolerance for these guys and they should be banned from the NBA on the spot.

    Clyde: Heh heh heh. And things just keep getting worse for the Rockets...
     
  8. pgabriel

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    Van Chancellor is who I wanted them to keep,

    wesley with the three bawl
     
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    Bill: And Martin gets fouled and puts it the lay-up!! A chance for a 3 point play the old fashioned way..

    Bull: You know, Martin really impresses me the way he gets to the line each and every night.

    Bill: Yeah you know Martin kinda reminds me of someone who used to play the game.. How bout it Clyde?

    Clyde: Oh come on now guys i would have dunked that!!! That guy just doesn't have enough sand in his pants!
     
  10. Furious Jam

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    Bullard ain't perfect, but at least he tries.

    Clyde: great player, class act, awful color man.
     
  11. Streets 01

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    Bull: Sophomore

    Bill: Soph-o-more

    Clyde: Southmore
     
  12. verti89

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    Bill: "I tell you what, this Denver team is very well rounded. They should push far into the playoffs for years to come."

    Bull: (while drawing completely randomly with the telestrator) "Your absolutely right Bill. You know if you look at the 2 teams and think about getting Yao back next year, these teams are really put together very similarly."

    Clyde: "mmh hmm...heh heh heh"
     
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    Bill: Now let's check out the replay on our Above the Rim replay

    Bull: and it's Chase Budinger on the fast break... going UP For that alley oop. Boy does he have a vertical leap

    Clyde: NONE OTHER THAN...Chase Budinger

    (i think clyde's okay..but I can't stand him constantly saying "none other than" to introduce the player he wants to talk about)
     
  15. kaleidosky

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    That's some special Calvin'ing right there.. well done.
     
  16. verti89

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    Bill: "aaand AB with his 25th point. Which reminds me Bull, I wonder what Clyde thinks of that little waterbug guard and how he would have done playing in Clyde's era."

    Bull: (again, drawing needlessly all over the screen) "Last week while i was skiing with my son..." (headset off, WHAT!??! your calling THAT a charge? oh COME ON get your eyes checked this is the NBA for crying out loud!!!) "These refs just are not consistent tonight bill, you know when I played I didn't even try to draw a charge like that, i played the old 'ole defense and hustled downt he court to take another 3..." (headset off again...what the F*** you stupid mother******* why'd you bring that rotten meat in here)

    Clyde: "heh heh heh"
     
  17. Rashmon

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    I laughed.
     
  18. htownrox1

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    (i think clyde's okay..but I can't stand him constantly saying "none other than" to introduce the player he wants to talk about)--kaleidosky



    Yeah thats true.. It does get old after a while. And honestly, they all say the same things over and over and over again!!

    Bill: "There's a 3 point play the old fashioned way"..

    Bull: "Hey Bill didn't you use to have that problem with hitting your head on the rim?"

    Bill: "Oh sure Bull"

    Clyde: "This game was over before it even started".. "None other than".. "He doesn't have enough sand in his pants".. "he he he"..

    And for goodness sake Bill is the main one who says the same freakin things over and over again!! Don't get me wrong, some of them are pretty good and funny, but they just get old after a while.. Like how long is the 3 point play gonna be old fashioned???
     
  19. trueroxfan

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    i just died inside lol
     
  20. Qball

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    lol take that pen away from bull
     

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