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"The Curse of Pig Miller"

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Francis3422, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. Francis3422

    Francis3422 Member

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    We really lost all of our beef and heart when we gave up Miller all those years ago. "The Curse of Pig Miller" is a commonly known hex in the league and it clear after tonight we have shaken it.

    It claimed our heart, our beef and our Yao. Its like the creature in Fallen. It has now summoned itself out of Yaos body and temporarily into Brooks (and sometimes David Andersen) it makes them trigger crazy.

    We gotta drag this thing out into the woods, and bring John Goodman so we can get it to use his body as a host and them poison him. We will bail out of the forest and cruel demon that manifests due to "The Curse of Pig Miller" will have nowhere to go and then die in the cold air of the forest.

    We will have to check for cats.
     
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  2. ASidd_1990

    ASidd_1990 Rookie

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    Is this gonna be the new thing on the GARM? Where's the beef? smh.
     
  3. Francis3422

    Francis3422 Member

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    yes. Also, for your FYI, its been that way a long while since Feb 2010.
     
  4. BleedRocketsRed

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    So if we bring back Pig Miller, the heart is restored on our team?
     
  5. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    All is revealed! Brilliant thread title, by the way. :cool:
     
  6. Francis3422

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    Note this thread came before the Thomas Hamilton thread.
    "The Curst of Two Sammiches" is a hoax, and even if it were real, it would pale in comparison to "The Curse of Pig Miller"
     
  7. Blake

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    pig played with a toothpick in his mouth. what a badass
     
  8. Hmm

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    Yes, butThomas Hamilton could play with pig--with a toothpick in his mouth-- in his mouth...
     
  9. Hmm

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    the whole beef curse is a myth propagated by the Wendy's people... it's a sham of a theory...!
     
  10. Francis3422

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    Ya, Ill give it to T-Ham, he was "huge b****"
     
  11. PigMiller

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    Hey man, that's not very nice.
     
  12. Baqui99

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    Dude was like a fat Jay Z.
     
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    Deji McGever יליד טקסני

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    It's weird...I was thinking about Pig Miller last week. I really enjoyed watching him play, and not just for the toothpick in his mouth. The guy just had a certain style. I liked watching Sam Perkins (even if he was a Rocket killer) for the same reason...there was just something cool about him.

    From what I can tell from google, he played for the Yakama SunKings and then sort of disappeared.

    Anyone know where he went?
     
  14. Spiegel

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    Antoine carr and pig miller = blood and beef brothers in 1998-1999.
     
  15. Spiegel

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    How that guy scored beyonce is amazing.
     
  16. Blake

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    yeah, he was at a rockets game this season. a clutchfan got a pic of him at the game. might have been in it's own thread
     
  17. charlieaustin

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    Yeah, nowadays they won't even let you chew on straws. :confused:
     
  18. topfive

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    And Bonzi once played an entire quarter while eating a jelly donut.
     
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    Pig Miller and Beyonce, huh? Never knew. :grin:
     
  20. WilliamGCash

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    This is what the GARM has come to, ehh???

    Oh, well, if you can't beat em, join em....



    Damn, I miss Pig Miller.
    lol.
     

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