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Dr. Spock....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jopatmc, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. jopatmc

    jopatmc Member

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    Can he dunk?
     
  2. mfastx

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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Only when you want me to baby.
     
  5. Obito

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    If this thread could be a video...

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  6. ASidd_1990

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    I'm assuming Dr. Spock is Jared Jeffries? If so, Dr. Spock couldn't dunk on the freakin moon with no freakin gravity on the damn outerspace!
     
  7. BleedRocketsRed

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    Its weird.

    He is 6'11".

    He can jump very high.



    But he loves to take layups and he isn't very good at making layups.

    Maybe it hurts his hands to dunk? Maybe he is afraid of missing a dunk? I don't get it. I just don't get it.
     
  8. Nolocke

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    JJ reminds me of JarJar from Star Wars more than anything else. Dude is just awkward.
     
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    Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
     
  10. Jontro

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    Do not insult Mr. Spock's good name by comparing JJ to him.

    To answer your question, yes he can but it's culturally offensive to dunk where he's from.
     
  11. Doc Rocket

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    It's not Dr. - - it's Mr. and of course, he can dunk! :rolleyes:

    And it needs to be said like Kirk would say it....

    "Ssspock?"

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    LLAP
     
  12. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Wow, a Doc Rocket sighting. :eek:

    Where have you been man? We could have used you when everyone was throwing out crazy trade ideas at the deadline.

    JJ looks like a chihuaha with down syndrome.
     
  13. Jontro

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    Off topic, but Jar Jar is reserved for this dude..

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    This is true, but no one would be able to guess his cryptic messages anyways.
     
  14. CaptainRox

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    ANyone have that vid of the fisgruntled NY knicks fan ranting about JJ. She mentions JJ and dunking. (and she's not bad looking :p )
     
  15. Patience

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    Dr. Spock was a pediatrician who wrote a famous book about chilcare. Mr. Spock was aboard Starship Enterprise.
     
  16. jopatmc

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    I stand corrected. Mister Spock. 6'11" Goodness gracious.
     
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