Wait I thought Omegle was an attempt at Artificial Intelligence. Sometimes the conversation makes absolutely no sense.
I kept this thing up while I was working, and responded periodically to the unlucky folks I chatted with. I ended up with some truly bizarre and morbidly hilarious things (I found them funny, anyways). So yeah, thanks.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m or f? You: t Stranger: huh? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Crap, I totally forgot I got a Canadian Model's email address on Omegle posing as a black male with baby mama drama.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: the last person just told me HI IM HORNY, HOW ARE YOU You: why is everyone so strange on here Stranger: idk You: what do you hate the most in the world? Stranger: ****ing dumbass people are you male or female cause i have some questions You: heh You: how old are you? Stranger: 16 You: where do you live? Stranger: are you a girl You: if I say no, will you leave me? Stranger: i need to ask you some questions personal wuestions if you are a girl You: if I say no, will you leave me? Stranger: no You: no, im not Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: **** Stranger: asl? You: not you again You: Brian OMG get off my sister's computer Stranger: this is not brian You: I don't know what this chat is but you will NOT be sleeping with Katy tonight Stranger: are u on drugs You: She told me mister 5 inch penis You: So don't think you're hot **** in a champagne glass boy, you're more like warm piss in a dixie cup Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You: a/s/l? Stranger: 18 m usa You: Stranger: u? You: 67/epicbeard/actransit Stranger: sweet Your conversational partner has disconnected. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stranger: Ever watch Lost? You: Never lost a watch! Stranger: **** off tard
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: damnit!! Stranger: wut wut happened You: how do i get back to my last stranger?!?! Stranger: you can't why? You: once you leave the page you loose them forever Stranger: yeah basically You: *lose Stranger: sorry Stranger: but I'm a pretty okay guy You: its just not the same Stranger: I'm sorry You: she was a canadian figure skater Stranger: wow cool I'm stuck with playing shooting guard for my basketball team You: i would shut you down so fast... You: where you from? Stranger: Illinois You: cool You: only true states pronounce the 's' at the end of their name Stranger: I know trust me I hate where I live You: you should move to texas Stranger: I wanna You: we appreciate the rockets complete dominance over the bulls You: celebrate it even Stranger: I hate the bulls I was born in cleveland so I'm a cavs fan You: ah You: i hope yall keep that whiney b**** lebron Stranger: oh we will You: that way the knicks will suck forever (we own their future picks) Stranger: god anyone who bets on the knicks is just stupid You: no joke Stranger: yeah man how long will it take for shaq to get back to the lakers? You: uch i hope not long You: that way theyll suck faster You: if shaqs in the lineup that means gasol or bynums out Stranger: exactly You: yall play again since jamison put up that 0-12? Stranger: not sure I've had to be focused on school **** cuz of my parents You: **** em Stranger: yeah apparently they're gonna make me quit basketball if I don't get A's and B's the rest of the year You: damn You: better yet, kill em and eat em Stranger: I'm not a homocidal cannibal though You: missin out Stranger: yeah tht's what all of my friends like tht tell me You: ill do it if youre that big of a p***y You: 15 k, unconsecutive unmarked bills You: your friends sound sweet Stranger: hmmmm don't think I would have enough to cover your bill You: the way i see it, you have 2 choices Stranger: yea You: either you yourself get eaten, or you pay me my ****in moneyt Stranger: I don't have your money so I guess tht leaves me with the first option You: thats what you wanted the whole time You: *** You: do your parents know that you suck your friends cocks? Stranger: well I don't do tht so... You: yes or no Stranger: um hmm this is a predicament You: come on i aint got all day You: thats a lie You: i do Stranger: I'll have to go with no You: yeah, didnt think so You have disconnected. Got bored, went cannibal. That's it for me.
heh, that's not so long...go to the thread linked earlier to the last time this site was posted. moes posted one that went on forever.
Stranger: 17 m usa lookin for horny girls and lesbos need pics you will get mine in return 2 will b sex slave plz send pics im dying males dnt waste ur valuable time Yuppp..
