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Boob licking scam busted

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Invisible Fan, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-1018360,00.html

    Boob Licking Scam Busted

    When men were stopped in the streets of Columbia and asked if they wanted to lick a woman's breast many thought their dreams had come true.


    The women would pose seductively outside glitzy bars and restaurants and encourage goggle-eyed men to stop their cars and take a closer look.

    But after helping themselves to what was on offer, the men would wake up hours later to find their wallets and cars missing.

    Unbeknown to the men the temptresses had smeared the breasts with a powerful drug that reduced their victims to a stupor. Bogota police said the narcotic caused the men to lose their will-power.

    "They dissolved the pills in water and rubbed it into their breasts," a spokeswoman said.

    Three women, in their late teens and early 20s, have been arrested.


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    Maybe Merril Lynch should follow suit instead of outright lying to their investor's faces.
     
  2. testbear

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    floats ddown a dead river
     
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  3. Iron McFist

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    I think something like this was posted months ago.
     
  4. Refman

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    Sounds like yet another urban legend.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    I think this is the most posted story on the internet.
     
  6. Ninja Sauce X

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    Man if this happened to me, i wouldn't have done it. Like my dad always tells me, "Son, don't lick strangers' t*tties. They might have liquified drugs smeared on them."
     
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Yeah sorry guys... I must've been oggling at the boobs before I noticed the post date.
     
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    Did your Dad have any objections with you licking stranger's balls?
     
  9. Ninja Sauce X

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    Does your mom have objections to your ugly face?
     
  10. Refman

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    He was just asking a question. I think he wanted to make sure your Dad was consistent. :)
     
  11. moestavern19

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    Your mother does... but she usually stays away from the northern part of moe.
     
  12. Panda

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    ^^^Come on, knock it off.^^^

    None can deny that boobs for licking are quite seductive. I don't blame those guys although I won't do the same, for sanitary and safety concerns.

    Moral of the story: Carrying a water gun in the car won't go wrong.
     
  13. Ninja Sauce X

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    Whoa...a friendless guy who's on the internet 20 hours a day making insults he heard off of the tv. Impressive.
     
  14. moestavern19

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    ...and even more impressive

    a 17 year old trying to humor a group of cynical sports fans with toilet humor.
     

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