Welcome to the first installment of The Dirty Opinion, with Yaos Dirty Stache. In this I will introduce two topics of opinion per edition that either The Stache finds amusing, or worthy of comment. Here we go. Google Buzz is the first WTF product I have seen in 2010. It has the social networking ability of Friendster, and probably the same amount of users. Buzz has some aspects of Wave that is being beta tested, and I cannot help but think that Wave will just end up being a product test for things to implement in Googles Gmail service. Gmail is posturing itself as Googles premier product, but the problem is that I see hardly anyone using Google as a mainstream chat client, and definitely not as a Social Net site. The buzz about Buzz is that I can post on my toilet that I am on my toilet from the exact address where my toilet is located. They will then place a little speech cloud on Google Maps so that people in my area (if you are like me, scrolling around the city reading Buzz's) can know I am dropping a duce. A completely frivolous and useless offering, and just like Myspace seems to be populated with people who can not really spell and type in alternating caps. Fat People Flying. I am no twig by any standard yet I am no hefty man so boarding and seating my medium behind into an airline seat has always been normal. Then the obese person decides to rudely purchase the seat next to me and begins to complain about the belt not fitting, or if you are on Southwest they will ask for the seats closest to a window, leaving you to get abused by the drink and peanut cart. Now some semi-relevant hack director decided to cause a stink about his ejection from the aircraft and all of a sudden we should feel sorry for porkers? I am sorry but why should I suffer because you ate one too many Christmas dinners...every night of the year? I often times have nightmares about boarding a flight to Europe and my seat is in between two gigantors, each taking up my arm rest on both sides and getting Cheeto crumbs on my finely pressed Italian shirt. Note to any obese person who wants to feel victimized and oppressed because the rest of the world isnt as big as you: No one feels sorry for what you did to yourself and more over no one will enjoy having to change their plans to revolve around your (m)ass. No one will read this but if you did, thank you and I hope you look forward to the next installment. Keep your stache's dirty America.
If there are two threads already started on your two topics, then you are just being repetitive and an attention w****.
Not wasted time. Keep 'em coming, ignore the detractors. No such thing as 'I'm sorry, but', Mr Man. You're either sorry or you aren't.
