The Morey-Chuck Norris thread

When Chuck Norris has a dream of slapping Daryl Morey, he wakes up and apologizes.

 

Daryl Morey can play TIC-TAC-TOE with the computer from War Games and win. Every time.

 

When DM does a push-up, he doesn’t go up, the Earth goes down!

 

Chuck Norris can punch through a brick wall.

The brick wall moves aside for Daryl Morey.

 

Daryl Morey can swallow a tea spoon of cinnamon with ease.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read contracts. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

Sorry copy/paste fail

 

Chuck Norris teabags.

Daryl Morey potato-sacks.

Donnie Walsh needs dentures as we speak.

 

Daryl Morey doesn't get brain freeze's, he freeze's brains.

 

lol good one

:grin:

 

Contrary to popular belief, the NBA is not an organization, it is a Daryltatorship.

 

You guys have it all wrong.
Chuck Norris' real name is... Daryl Morey.

The new dos XX commercial goes something like this:

"The police often question him, just because they find him interesting;
His beard alone has experienced more than an entire man's body;
His blood smells like cologne;
He is... the most interesting man in the world.

I don't always drink beer,
but when I do, I trust in Daryl Morey."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9GYocBqGyA

 

Daryl Morey can kill two stones with one bird.

 

Daryl Morey CAN believe it's not butter.

 

Morey is a pimp plain and simple. Kevin Martin is not enough for him, he just bi*** slaps the Knicks and takes their draft picks and Jordan Hill.

 

Human cloning is outlawed because if Daryl Morey were cloned, then it would be possible for a Daryl Morey trade to meet another Daryl Morey trade.


Physicists theorize that this contact would end the NBA and the universe.

 

Daryl Morey ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.

 

Professional thieves call DM to ask for his advice on how to get away with highway robbery.....

 

DARYL MOREY STIRS UP A MEAN BATCH OF KOOL AID