It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/50SR7OA_p6s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/50SR7OA_p6s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
How does the other guy not know it's a man. He/she appears to be like 6'4 in that image and has the jaw structure of a guy.
EWWW. Well, in defense of the mazyar kissing the dude, it's sort of dark in the club. 'Course it's also dark in an alley, but no one is kissin' dudes there, either, unless you've got a gun to your head. Or DRUNK. Anyway, I can do the entire Silence Of The Lambs Buffalo Bill scene. I do it often for peeps here at work. It's a classic. "Oh, wait, was she a big fat person?"
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I watched Monk for years and never realized this was the same guy until less than a year ago when I watched the movie again.