i hate it whe n the dj says grab yo dick if you love hip hop. then everyone graps their dick. then they gimme a high 5 later on when i macked that ho.
Go to the PGH, 5th floor If you ever need to drop a deuce on campus, that is the place to go! Super clean haha
I am new to campus, and this is the exact kind of advice I needed. You just saved me hours of stall scouting. Thank you, sir.
Haha no problem! Also, the big Ezekiel building by the fountains is also really clean. Those are my two main spots if I'm ever feeling the after-effects of an Einstein's Hotdog. Jontro, the main restroom in the rec dressing room is extremely nasty; I have to hold my breath every time I use it. The ones in the back near the shower are a lot cleaner, so if you have to, hit those bad boys up
You should create an Iphone app detailing all the restrooms on the UH campus. You could have rankings and user reviews of each restroom. Its a million dollar idea. Just ask Costanza. I can see the passion about UH restroom quality in your writing.
If you'd have gone there 12-15 years ago, you could've just used one of the glory holes in the bathroom walls. The next few years will go a lot easier if you just think of U of H as one big Greyhound station. (That doesn't mean I didn't love every single minute of it.)
This. You pretty much described this one guy I always get caught in the bathroom at work. Gross *****er never washes his hand whether he has peed or taken a dump. I am never going to shake his hand again, at least if I don't have to. And I know that he has seen me watch him walk out and he is, like you said, just completely apathetic to it all. And for the record, I used to wonder why so many people would get freaked out about this as I was somewhat inconsistent in washing my hands. However, since having kids I am become more sensitive to this issue.
Although I do wash my hands, I don't understand why people freak out if you don't after taking a piss. I mean, sorry, but my junk is cleaner than my hands...so if I don't get piss on my hands why is it gross if I don't wash them? Especially considering I hit the lever with a closed fist. If that is the case, shouldn't I wash my hands every time they touch each other? Like I said, I do it because I'm "supposed to" but have never understood the reasoning behind it (unless you get pee on them)
i don't need to always wash my hands as i have learned not to piss on them. However, i also dont touch the handle with my hands nor the door handle on the way out. I will say that even those that do "wash" their hands aren't helping much. I'm talking about the guy who touches the toilet handle, then the nasty faucet handle, then the gross soap dispenser to only run his hand under the water for 2 seconds. Then, he proceeds to touch the gross faucet handle again to turn off and grab the infected door handle. The worst about these 2 second hand washers is when the guy just got done taking a duece.
For some reason, I never wash my hands when using the restroom at home (except after #2 which I always do at home) but I always do when outside the home.
I agree with the notion that you always have to wash your hands because society has conditioned us that way. When I'm around the house, I make sure I just pull my pants down and then try not to touch anything. Then, I don't wash my hands. At school though, I absolutely despise the door handles of bathrooms. If I don't wash my hands in the bathroom, I sure as hell sanitize it up with the sanitizers in the hallways. That is all gentlemen.
Man, it must be rough going through life with such a fear of germs. Whenever I go to a public restroom, I smear crap on the toilet flushes, the sink handles, the soap dispenser pump and the door handle just to mess with all the OCD people at the office. I also make sure to pee in the liquid soap and on the toilet paper.
99% of the germs around makes you stronger. Mass produced antibacterial products are counterproductive.
