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Favorite Bumpersticker?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Two Sandwiches

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    My favorite bumpersticker has to be the one my friends parents had a while back, "MY kid beat up YOUR honor student."
     
  2. Sonny

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    I really enjoy the bumperstickers with Calvin peeing on anything and everything... :rolleyes: :D
     
  3. RocketsPimp

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    I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

    Save animals, eat people.

    Neither I, nor this website condone drug use or canabalism.
     
  4. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Member

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    Bumperstickers that represent our country or our local sports teams, are my favorite.
     
  5. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    My favorite is...

    Too bad ignorance isn't painful.

    Ahhh it's so simple and yet so true.
     
  6. A-Train

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    Will, since my favorite was used in the opening post in this tread, I'll go with a couple of classics...

    If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk

    and

    If you can read this, get off my ass!
     
  7. BrianKagy

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    I saw one today: "My border collie is smarter than your honor student". Normally I don't like bumper stickers, but that was funny.
     
  8. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    The classic: "I Brake For Hallucinations"
     
  9. DrewP

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    "If you want a goverment run by religion, move to IRAN." It has the Iranian flaga all over it too.
     
  10. Hydra

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    Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
     
  11. drapg

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    My favorite was my old Calvin peeing on the Aggie symbol... funny thing was when I traded the car in (and bought a new car) the salesman was an Aggie... As soon as he got the title, he went out to the parking lot and scraped the sticker off while I drove away in my new car! ;)

    Others:

    "I May Be Slow, But I'm Ahead Of You"
    "Atheism is a non-profit organization"
    "If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance"
    "Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole"
     
  12. Prempeh

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    HANG UP AND DRIVE
     
  13. getsmartnow

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    If you come any closer I'll fart!!

    It's crude, but funny in a childish way.
     
  14. Lynus302

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    "Danger: I Drive Like You Do"

    and

    "I'm From Texas. What Country Are You From?"
     
  15. bcdjad

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    "Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!!"
     
  16. Nomar

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    Mine is kind of racist so I won't post it.

    Its about bin Laden and schtuff.
     
  17. fadeaway

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    maybe maybe no
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    The Christian Right is Neither.

    I hate the bumper stickers like the first one mentioned. Maybe your kid shouldn't be such a dumbass. :rolleyes:
     
  19. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    i think bumperstickers are trashy.
     
  20. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    What could be better than that old classic...

    "Onward through the Fog"
     

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