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Things your wife/Sig. Other has said to you during Football games

Discussion in 'Football: NFL, College, High School' started by ToyCen428, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. ToyCen428

    ToyCen428 Member

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    I'll start....

    On the Saints 2nd possession when they punted it to the Colts and the ball landed on the 4 yard line (Saints player caught the ball at the 4 to down it)....

    She said "Are they (Saints) about to touchdown????"
     
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    "If they get a stop on the first drive they are in pretty good position"


    "The Saints need to take some more shots down the field when the Colts get up close in the box"
     
  3. Phillyrocket

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    "That's Reggie Bush right? Is Kim there?"
     
  4. rezdawg

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    The Colts had a play where I think it was Addai, he went about 9 yards and went out of bounds...

    "does that still count if he goes out?"

    :rolleyes:

    FML
     
  5. Stevierebel

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    Are the Aliens going to touchdown tonight? Is Congress going to tell us about them tonight too?


    :)
     
  6. Al Calavicci

    Al Calavicci Contributing Member

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    her - "OMG good play!!!"

    me - "Why is that?"

    her - "I...don't know... "
     
  7. Ron from the G

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    "Which one is Kendra's husband?" - wife

    "One of the bums on the bench." - my reply
     
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  8. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    "have they talked about Kim vs Kendra"
     
  9. Cannonball

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    Correct answer: The one who muffed the onside kick.

    PS - I'm ashamed I know that.
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    I'm only watching because Reggie Bush is hot.
     
  11. UTrocket

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    "did they just say they had 10 ball boys breaking in Peyton's balls?"
     
  12. droxford

    droxford Member

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    My wife grew up in a football family. She probably knows more about it than I do.
     
  13. HombreDeHierro

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    thats hot
     
  14. Bassfly

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    every time the score is announced:

    "is the game over?"
    or
    "(team) won?"
     
  15. paulftsk

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    She don't talk. She's doin' dishes!
     
  16. RAID

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    "How many sandwiches do you want?"
     
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  17. kaleidosky

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    or she thinks she knows a lot.. and also reads this board

    hahaha j/k ;)
     
  18. Tfj4

    Tfj4 Member

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    /thread
     
  19. Poloshirtbandit

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    rofl

    WIN.
     
  20. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Upon a player tackling another by the face mask.



    "What? Hey ! They can't do that...it is helmeting !"

    Me...uh....lol......

    DD
     

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