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theres a rooster in my back yard.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Holden, Jul 28, 2002.

  1. Holden

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    i live in a neighborhood sw houston..
    and a couple months ago a rooster started walking around our neighborhood and crowing when the sun came up and what not.
    i live nowhere near any farms or anything so its sort of strange. it dissappeared. and now tonight a new one popped up. its black the other one was white. its in my back yard. we put some food and some water out back.
    i think im going to go take a picture of it.

    i have a confession to make. i dont own an elephant and i dont know tony delk.

    but this story is true. and so is everything else ive ever said on here except for tony delk and the elephant. those are blatant lies. sorry.

    :(
     
  2. Ninja Sauce X

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  3. Prempeh

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    You are a liar. A sad, sad, liar

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  4. Houstone

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    Shoot the damn rooster!!:mad:
     
  5. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    mmmmmm

    boy chicken.
     
  6. Puedlfor

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    No one likes Cocks that just pop into people's back yard's without an invite. . .
     
  7. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    I second that
     
  8. Holden

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    yeah why dont i shoot my dog too while im at it.
    i dont even kill spiders when i see them...
    the only thing i kill these days are ants and roaches.
    i would love to kill the little millions of gheckos crawling around in my back yard...but....i dont....
    whats wrong with you people anyway?
    are you beer drinking deer/goose hunters?
    i shot a duck once on thanksgiving.. it depressed the hell out of me. and then i shot some random stork type thing which i couldnt even eat....
    i think thats enough for me...
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  9. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    I am just playing Holden i dont think i would shoot a rooster, i kill little insects though. Why dont you kill spiders, i hate those damn cobwebs that get in your face!!!!!:mad:
     
  10. Jeff

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    Take him to the SPCA. They'll send him out to a farm.

    There are roosters 2 blocks over from us and we're in the Heights.

    By the way to those who suggested shooting it, discharging your firearm in a neighborhood is not only extremely dangerous, it could get you arrested. Don't be stupid.
     
  11. Jeff

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    Would you rather have mosquitos? The vast majority of those spiders you hate eat mosquitoes. In addition, they are tremendously good for your yard and your natural surroundings.

    Since only two spiders in Texas (the brown recluse and the black widow) are venomous and are RARELY seen, it makes absolutely no sense to kill them.
     
  12. Holden

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    actually yeah..the neighbors are taking it to the spca in the morning. they put it in our yard because they have huge dogs in theirs, and they always saw the last rooster in our yard so..for some reason they thought it would be a good idea for us to keep this one too...
    it might be a chicken i havent gotten a good look at it. they put it in a cage...


    :(
     
  13. fadeaway

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    It makes sense because they're creepy and icky and if you give them the chance they'll crawl all over you. At least with a fly, you see it coming. With a spider, you don't know it's there until it crawls across your shoulder onto your face. Ugh..


    (/TRAUMATIC SPIDER EXPERIENCE MODE)
     
  14. DAROckets

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    Why would you want to kill a gecko :confused:
     
  15. Holden

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    because they freak me out.
    and i always remember that story about some guy that found a dead lizard in a can of pork and beans. and that freaks me out too. theres way too many of them..
    but the point is i dont kill them...so...

    :(
     
  16. red

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    wtf...u remind me of chunk from goonies...
     
  17. rimbaud

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    Shouldn't you be more freaked out by canned pork and beans, then. After all, people find fingers in canned goods as well...would you then have a fear of fingers?
     
  18. RocketForever

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    I know u are just kidding...
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

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    Gee, what a surprise! In other news, it was discovered that the gas, oxygen, is needed for one to stay alive.
     
  20. Mango

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    rimbaud,

    Why are you posting in this thread?


    Mango
     

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