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Teen girl with no vagina impregnated from knife wound after gleaming the cube

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  1. Landlord Landry

    Landlord Landry Member

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    I hearby crown myself as king of the LOLWUT thread title of the day....but oddly enough, it is a true story??!?! I think...


    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...ife-fight-impregnated/story?id=9732562&page=1

    A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm.

    In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina.

    "Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple," so doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean, the authors wrote in a case report published in the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology.

    Her birth defect -- called Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome -- didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant

    Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued."

    The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach -- and therefore with little stomach acid around -- and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up.

    "A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.

    Infertility experts note the story, which resurfaced on a Discovery magazine blog, is not only a testament to Murphy's Law but one to arguably nature's most impressive swimmers: sperm.
     
    #1 Landlord Landry, Feb 3, 2010
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  2. Yonkers

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    I have to agree. You win. This is straight out from the hotballa files.
     
    #2 Yonkers, Feb 3, 2010
  3. kaleidosky

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    yeah, heard about this yesterday.. guess i should have posted. it's a true story. only thing i could think of would be if she for some reason did some shady stuff with injections or whatever. But according to the story, doesn't seem like the type looking for attention or anything
     
    #3 kaleidosky, Feb 3, 2010
  4. Dave_78

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    Sup-ah Sperrrrrm
     
    #4 Dave_78, Feb 3, 2010
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm just going to go ahead and ask it but how did she go number one without a vagina as doesn't a woman's urethra open up into the lower part the vagina?

    For that matter if she could get pregnant she must've been going through a menstrual cycle and without a vagina how was her uterine wall sloughed off during the menstral cycle?
     
    #5 rocketsjudoka, Feb 3, 2010
  6. Franchise3

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    No...

    Lol.
     
    #6 Franchise3, Feb 3, 2010
  7. Microfridge

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    Click on the link and on page 3 they interviewed some doctors who had some doubts to the story, menstrual cycle being one of them. The girl would've had a lot of stomach cramps because of accumulated menstral material in the abodomen.

    It said that for the story to be true, the girl must've had only 1 or 2 ovulations. At 15 in a relatively poor country, it's possible.

    The story can very well be true, but seriously for this to happen, all the stars have to align...

    Oh yea, and no, women don't pee out of their vaginas. They are two different organs completely
     
    #7 Microfridge, Feb 3, 2010
  8. Yonkers

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    It's not uncommon for women not to have menstrual cycles at all. I had a friend who went for 1.5 years without one. Not saying she was healthy but neither is this girl.
     
    #8 Yonkers, Feb 3, 2010
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    at first i thought this girl was skateboarding...


    [​IMG]
     
    #9 DonkeyMagic, Feb 3, 2010
  10. Tb-Cain

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/86snZQ0cCCY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/86snZQ0cCCY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Let me put my love into you, babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you, babe
    Let me cut your cake with my knife

    you're welcome.
     
    #10 Tb-Cain, Feb 3, 2010
  11. tomato

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    Just more things to worry about.
     
    #11 tomato, Feb 3, 2010
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    Very confusing story.
     
    #12 AroundTheWorld, Feb 3, 2010
  13. Bandwagoner

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    The least surprising thing is the girl with no vag is so willing to do BJs.
     
    #13 Bandwagoner, Feb 3, 2010
  14. Landlord Landry

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    much to my surprise, gleaming cube is an apparent euphemism for fellatio. because the movie sucked. probably the best euphemism ever.
     
    #14 Landlord Landry, Feb 3, 2010
  15. peleincubus

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    no. not a bit.
     
    #15 peleincubus, Feb 3, 2010
  16. Dairy Ashford

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    I must have missed that scene.
     
    #16 Dairy Ashford, Feb 3, 2010
  17. rocketsjudoka

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    Apparently I haven't been paying attention. :eek:
     
    #17 rocketsjudoka, Feb 3, 2010
  18. nickb492

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    What a story to tell the kid when he's older. Well it all started with my mouth....
     
    #18 nickb492, Feb 3, 2010
  19. Blurr#7

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    Your post made me think of this:

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    #19 Blurr#7, Feb 3, 2010
  20. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    pics useless without thread
     
    #20 Ziggy, Feb 3, 2010
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