Just wondering, I've seen some people work their way out of small things at school. So what's the funniest lie you've ever told? I still need to think about mine.
I have many but here's my most recent one that comes to memory: Me and a couple of my friends were goin out to the movies 2 weeks back and we wanted to see Like Mike (of course because of the NBA Stars......what false advertisement........what a crappy movie) Anyways, the earliest start time was 5:40 and we had came to the theater at 5. We bought the tickets and we sat around until 5:15 trying to sneak into another movie but they kept watching us and finally one lady came over and she was like, "what are you guys doing?" And we told her we were waiting for the movie to start and she said that we couldn't be here this early. We were offended and I said I have a plan. We decided to go to another theater, (we were at Loews currently, and I decided we'd go to AMC). I made a plan that we'd ditch this theater and try to get our money back. I was gonna use my cellphone to decieve the ticket counter lady. While my friends went to the counter, we made this false story about how we had an emergency and we had to rush back home right now. I meanwhile talked on the phone real loud like i was talking to my mom. The dialogue went like this: You want us to comeback?.....But we just got here!......We already purchased the tickets........return them?!?!?....Ok, we'll try.....5 minutes??!?!?...fine! FiNE!!! So I went to the ticket counter and the lady gave us back our money and she put the tickets in a bag as I explained the situation to her. She made one of the guys sign the bag and put his address on it. He put down a false signature but the idiot put down a real address ...I proceeded to curse him out when we got back to the car. Fortunately though, they haven't called us yet. Anyways, we went to AMC, bought tickets for Mr.Deeds (Good movie) and then sneaked into Like Mike.
The reason I can't go to the movies with you is because my granma died, and my dad lost his job, and i lost my job, and I'm gay. It didnt work.
When I was 11, I told my Aunt that Muskrats are know to kill full adult mule deer with a single pounce on their necks. She believed me for the longest time. It was possibly the funniest thing ever. ....to an 11 year old.
sometimes i make my friends believe that squirrels live in the ground, does that make me a bad person? did you guys know that once in cali there was an anaconda hiding in the balls at mc donalds and it ate a litte kid? (i promise, i think it's a true story)
me and a friend tricked two girls into believing that jackolopes really exisited. we even made up a mating call. was so funny. the best was when i tricked a girl into believing i couldnt vote in the 2000 elections because i was of Indian heritage and since India just recently tested nuclear weapons, the US government banned all Indians from voting. very funny at the time.
not at all dm especially since there are squirrels that live in the ground. . . . ground squirrels mmmmmmmmmmm, tastey little treats. I like them on a stick cooked slowly over a fire, add basil and salt to taste
when i was a kid, i told my sister that remote controls emitted dangerous rays and that everytime someone pressed a button on a remote control and pointed it at another person, it would subtract one second of off their life... so i would chase my little sister around the house pressing remote buttons and pointing it at her! to this day i make fun of the fact about how gullible she was, and she HATES it! yeah, dumb, i know! but i was 7!
i was at in Dallas at my cousins and we went over to his friends house. i told his friend i was from spain and i couldnt speak english. i started picking up stuff and saying it in english with a quizical look on my face, as if i was seeing if i knew what certain things were. i dont think that kid ever thought i could actually speak english. it was pretty fun. i had a good accent.
Rockets...all you have to do (at least at every theatre I've ever been to) is ask for your money back before the movie starts. Your lie sucks.
I thought of a good one. I used to bet my little sister that she couldn't run into the kitchen and get me a glass of (milk,juice, coke, etc.) or something to eat in like 10 seconds. She didn't realize that she was actually doing something for me, she was just trying to win the bet. Oh, and I used to give my brother 2 quarters for a dollar, because he thought more was better. Yeah I was a good brother...
once in high school i convinced a 10th grade girl drinking yoohoo that yoohoo was actually processed diarrhea imported from pakistan. i have witnesses.
