Selma, I don't like spoon feeding others, but there's more to it than that. Keep in mind this is a public sports forum and a grown women throwing out a comment about her experience with enough penis sizes to know what's big and what isn't is intended to tease these men. Especially when she's stating the obvious. All women want attention, some are just more shrewd in the ways they go about getting it. But there is a limit. And this is just not an acceptable way to draw attention to yourself. And for that, you will be reprimanded.
I'll email you my address so you can come over and discipline the b**** in person. Bring a nice sized piece of plywood.
In all the hub-bub over brian_chapman and cousin ronny's penile obsession, I can't believe we failed to notice the return of one of our all-time favorites! Great to see you again Joyce!
It's pretty apparent she wasn't trying to directly insult your manhood and pierce your thin veneer of security. However, it appears that your vast experience of elephant fapping with the boys in gym class didn't help. Did they make fun?
What's making you so uncomfortable, babe? I don't think this has as much to do with you finding penises icky as it does your fear of comparison. Your fear of knowing there is bigger and badder out there. And even though this board comprises of men of different shapes, sizes and backgrounds, it was the "icky" penis that brought us altogether. We're not so different, you and I. Embrace your sexuality, Rashmon. Love your body and let your wife know how much you love hers. Don't shy away from sexual improvisation because it isn't part of your routine. Your wife will thank you for it.
I just finally read this thread all the way through and all I have to say is that it is very apparent that the internet just wasn't ready for Greg Oden's man meat.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mMafxWGBu4c&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mMafxWGBu4c&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Note the realness. Note the rawness. Note how a woman's emotions always have control over the insecurities many men are displaying in this thread. Control her mind, and the rest will come easily. No matter how big or small you are.
I think Ronny is having a little too much fun in this thread. Save some excitement for the elephant fapping adventure you'll be having with Mayzar and brian_chapman later.
The insecurity and uncomfortable feelings with sexuality are certainly evident in America and this thread is further proof. Ignorance abounds.
Hey brah, I think your photobucket of hacked pictures from Persian girls' myspaces has overfloweth. Might want to start a new one.
