actual caption:Los Angeles resident Mohamad Khordadian, an Iranian-American male dancer recognized in both countries, seen here in costume in an undated handout photo, was arrested during his first visit to Iran in two decades and ordered in July to remain in Iran for 10 years as punishment for corrupting the nation's youth.(AP Photo/Javanan International Weekly Magazine)
"Paul Reiser's career has taken a decidedly strange turn since the demise of his sitcom 'Mad About You'"
"Welcome to Zombocom. Anything is possible at Zombocom. At Zombocom there are no limitations" Sorry, but he looks like the guy on that website looked in my head.
"Where in the HELL are my estrogen pills?!? My boobs aren't filling out this outfit anymore!! Hey, you with the camera!! Do you have my estrogen pills?!?! You do!! Come here and fill me up with that precious feminine hormone before I whack you with my pimp cane!!!!!!!"
Would have won in my book, except you should/could have spelled SHEEP a little differently to bring the accent across. I seem to have lost my cheep I seem to have lost my ships Something like that. A Mango reference might have been funny too.
I always wondered what happened to the guy from Romancing the Stone (the Spanish guy that read Joan Wilder to everyone and had the truck Pepe or something like that.)