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Are 'Happy Endings' Considered Cheating?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Big MAK, Jan 22, 2010.

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    LOL Dont be so dense man...theres pleny of things wrong with that. I sincerely hope you stop this...if you love your SO you will only want to be with her and only her, not some thai flooze hopped up on Yabba.

    Rethink your life yo.
     
  2. moestavern19

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    If she's cool with it... you're fine.


    If she's not cool with you... you're ****ed.



    And if she says she's cool with it, theres about a 1% chance she really is cool with it.
     
  3. MoBalls

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    Tell him tinywang!
     
  4. Depressio

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    Yep, "happy endings" are cheating in my book. If I don't want my fiance doing it, I ain't doin' it either.
    They're dumb.
     
  5. Smokey

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    I don't think a dude getting a happy ending from another dude would be cheating. You would be a homo though.
     
  6. BetterThanI

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    Generally, if you have to ask the question "is ____ cheating?" the answer is always "yes".
     
  7. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Depends on what the definition of "is" is.
     
  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    whoa -- slow down. I'm pretty sure he was talking about just one finger.
     
  9. MisterPink

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    Definitely cheating dude.
     
  10. The Real Shady

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    It's not cheating. You're just laying there and she's doing all the work.
     
  11. IROC it

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    Cheating.


    Are you serious?
     
  12. Rocket River

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    "What about the Skript Krubs?" - PacMan Jones

    Rocket River
     
  13. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Maybe he's just feeling rebellion? :grin:

    Oh, and yeah, it's most definitely cheating...
     
  14. percicles

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    When there is money exchanged it's a buisness transaction.
     
  15. Yak

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    NSFW

    This thread reminded me of an episode of Curb...

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  16. Obito

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    Call me Bill Belichick than.
     
  17. Tom Bombadillo

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    OPP? If you don't feel guilty about it(Who am I to judge) just don't tell anyone...
     
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    It's not cheating if you still love her.
     
  19. Hayesfan

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    Yes... and every ejaculation without insertion is child endangerment.
     
  20. SuperBeeKay

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    It's cheating if your sperm hit her face
     

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