So last night I was at her place and she had the game on. I was pretty excited to see that she follows the game of basketball but what she told me next made me j*zz my pants. She said she doesn't follow the Jazz that much anymore but when she was a child she had the biggest crush on Stockton and living in Provo she was and stil is a jazz fan. The two things I hate in this world are STDS and jazz fans.
Why would that make you j*zz your pants? That's generally associated with something exciting. Your immediate course of action should have been to grab your keys and go home, never talking to her again.
Go out to dinner and ask her to pass the salt. As soon as your hands touch, throw yourself backwards, knocking over your chair. Make sure you flail your arms (and hair if it's long), and bonus points if you cause collateral damage to another table and their diners. Then tell her you can't date someone who commits such violent fouls.
when i saw the thread title, i thought it was code for b***h. but then again, there's really no difference between the two.
The only thing that will save this relationship if for you to have Anne Hathaway access 24/7. Even then, it's no guarantee.
