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Players You Would Never Want in a Rocket Uniform

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RocketMania1991, Jan 12, 2010.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Derek Fisher can cram it with walnuts.

    Hate that prick.
     
  2. foo82

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    Are you honestly saying you wouldn't take Deron Williams?
     
  3. Chinahype

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    Caron Butler
     
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    Eddy Curry

    Jared Jefferies
     
  5. ThaShark316_28

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    David West...such a b****, I swear.

    lol@ not wanting dirk...
     
  6. RedRowdy111

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    You might want to find a new team to root for

    :grin:
     
  7. DCkid

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    I would take Jason Terry in a heartbeat just to prevent him from owning us on a regular basis.

    But seriously, I really wish the Rockets were ahead of the curve on him. Would have loved to have him on our team all these years instead of watching him burn us time and time again.
     
  8. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    Charles Oakley
    Mark Jackson

    ...oh wait
     
  9. Nice Rollin

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    lay off the pipe hayesfan. you would take off a champion/dick to add a p***y?
     
  10. summitts20

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    If you don't mind me asking, why Howard? Obviously we wouldn't want him at this stage in his tenure, but he was a pretty classy guy when he was with our organization (though he was on a decline talent wise)
     
  11. mortiki85

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    anyone from celtics
    anyone from dallas
    anyone from utah...excluding D-Will
    anyone from lakers
    anyone from cleveland...yes that means Lebron James (absolutely hate James)
    birdman
    david west and CP3 (I get alot of grief for disliking CP3)
    charlie villanueva
    kwame brown
    bruce bowen
    arenas
    tyson chandler (absolutely dreadful)
    brian cook
    i know there's more but i can't think of them right now
     
  12. LCII

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    Rafer Alston NEVER AGAIN
    Trevor Ariza ... oh wait
     
  13. Pete Chilcutt

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    Boozer and Fisher top the list.


    KG, Marbury, V-SPAN!!

    I actually wouldnt mind Dirk in a Rockets uniform, as much as we hate him, he is a good player and would helpful to the rockets....just keeping it real :p
     
  14. LabMouse

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    Jason Terry
    D. Fisher
    KG
    Kobe
    Wafer because of the DD posts?
     
  15. dachuda86

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    beat us all to it.
     
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    Karl Malone (thank God, he retired with two undeserved MVPs, but writers are too blame for that)
    Shawn Bradley
    John Salley
    John Starks
    Larry Johnson


    Erick Dampier
    Sasha Vujacic
    Derek Fisher (I'd disassociate myself from everything Rockets, if he ever got on this team, and this point in time, we don't need him anyway0
    Jordan Farmar
    Andrei Kirlenko
    Luke Walton
    Adam Morrison(No more Lakers scrubs)
    Jose Calderon
    Kyle Korver
    Allen Iverson (I like him as player, but not with the Rockets)
    Gilbert Arenas
    Carlos Boozer
    O.J. Mayo
    Mike Conley
    Eddy Curry
    Stephon Marbury
    Vladimir Radmanovic
    Kobe Bryant (I'm sorry, if someone mentions he's the best player in the NBA, I'll just mention Karl Malone, Scottie Pippen, or John Stockton, probably three top 10 NBA players NBA at one time. I'd take Shaq, if he were in his prime or even at this stage in his career, he's exactly what the Rockets need right now . . . a center)
    Rafer Alston (again) [not personal]
    Luther Head (again) [not personal]




    Coaches
    Jerry Sloan
    Phil Jackson (I didn't even like him with the Bulls)
    Stu Jackson
    Lawrence Frank
    Stan Van Gundy
    Jim O'Brien
    Isiah Thomas

    I think a player, like Terry or Okur is exactly what this team needs, and both aren't really that bad of guys.

    I wouldn't put this guy on there, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned Pippen, though he played for the Rockets.
     
  17. Pete Chilcutt

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    Add Stockton and Malone to the list.
     
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    Matt Harpring
     
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    lol

    I can't stand Kobe, Dirk at least doesn't bother me.
     
  20. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    A

    Chris Andersen

    B

    Carlos Boozer
    Kobe Bryant

    C

    Vince Carter
    Eddy Curry

    D

    Erick Dampier
    Ricky Davis

    E

    Reggie Evans

    F

    Jordan Farmar
    Derek Fisher

    G

    I'm actually okay with the G's. Even Gasol, though admittedly only because he hails from Barcelona and I lived there for a while. I have a soft spot for it and people from there.

    H

    I'm about to blow some minds:

    Dwight Howard
    Josh Howard
    Larry Hughes

    I

    Allen Iverson (I'm actually a long time fan, but at this point his ego is much greater than his on court contributions)

    J

    Mike James

    K

    Kaman, Chris
    Kapono, Jason (He's on the Jazz in spirit, anyway)
    Kecman, Dusan
    Kidd, Jason (Mavs)
    Kirilenko, Andrei (Jazz)
    Korver, Kyle (Jazz + reminds me of Ashton Kutcher)
    Koufos, Kosta (Jazz)
    Krstic, Nenad

    That is every single player in the NBA whose last name starts with a K. Kaman and Krstic don't actually bother me, and I have no idea who Dusan Kecman is, but I included them all for two reasons:

    1. I was so close to a full sweep of the K's that I went for it.
    2. Kaman, Krstic and Kecman are all white (I googled Kecman), and therefore, could be traded to the Jazz at any moment. Better safe than sorry.

    L

    Rashard Lewis

    M

    Tracy McGrady
    Darko Milicic

    N

    Eduardo Najera (two time Mav)
    Nene (Not good enough for just one name)
    Dirk Nowitski (ugly, flopping, choking, Mav)

    O

    Shaquille O'neal
    Mehmet Okur (Jazz)

    P

    Master P

    Q

    Chris Quinn (Just because he's the only Q and I feel like I need a Q after not having a real P)

    R

    Zach Randolph

    S

    J.R. Smith

    T

    Sebastian Telfair
    Jason Terry
    Tim Thomas

    U

    U is fine.

    V

    Vassilis Spanoulis (so what if he isn't in the NBA)
    Anderson Varejao
    Sasha Vujacic

    I can't believe there are three v's.

    W

    Rasheed Wallace

    XYZ

    There are only Nick, Thadeus and Sam Young. I'll take all three on the Rockets.

    And yes, I really am THIS bored.
     

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