Man ok after getting his junk stuck in pipe

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious

 

That's good to know. Random, but good to know.

 

Wife kills. Pipes don't.

 

excellent summary. Nailing a pipe might be rough, but it could be worse.

 

What I'm wondering is how they used the industrial metal grinder to get it off?

 

Wonder if he'll start using an industrial metal grinder to get off?

 

I read it as meat grinder.

 

"He....touches me"
-metal pipe

 

Silly guy... I bet he wanted to know what it was like with a $7000 sex Robot before he bought one... :grin:

 

This made me lol.

 

Here is the story about the genital fire.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/dpgo_wife_accused_setting_fire_penis_lwf_083009_3245049

 

Getting stuck in a pipe would be a boner killer. How come the pipe didn't fall off?

 

Little blue pill?

 

I just nailed a my pipe in the backyard, very smooth.

 

It's called "mechaphilia" and there's nothing wrong with that... unless you get your junk stuck in the pipe... :grin:

 

wow

 

O'doh man, you could have knocked me down with a feather, never been aware that this such lunatic like things should happen, what were their wives thinking back then?

 

Its not just wives though:
[rquoter]In August a Greek woman poured alcohol on a British man's genitals and set fire to them after he allegedly made sexual advances on her at a bar. The unidentified woman has been charged with causing bodily injury and endangering private property.
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Makes you think twice about trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

 

Figures, they're either never near your balls or they're dousing them with lighter fluid as you sleep.