Jason Collier for a pair of hot female double mint twins. Why? Because they are hot double mint twins!
Or, to quote the venerable and not YET marble-less Milo Hamilton: "Whoa there pardner. Don't count that chicken before it gets laid." (favorite all time sports radio broadcast moment)
Doublemint twins? Sounds like your thinking about doing something else with the chicken that doesn't involve counting.
Change the letter H to a C and you will be Bull-Corn, and we all know what that means. Bull-$hit. Ironic isn't it?
I think they should trade Moochie, he is overrated. It seems like he has become pretty popular around the league and i'm sure a few teams with point guard needs would look at him. (Boston or DC maybe). Moochie isnt exactly young and I dont see him getting any better. Tierre or Tito could back up Francis, and I still think Mobley can play some point for a few minutes a game.