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First celeb (mis)match of the year? Klitschko and Panettiere dating

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TheRealist137, Jan 4, 2010.

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  1. TheRealist137

    TheRealist137 Member

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    http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/wladimir-klitschko-and-hayden_500x318.jpg

    He is at least twice her size. He's 6 ft 6 in. while she is only 5 ft 1 in. He probably has 150 lbs on her as well. Not only that, he's 13 years older than her.

    Opposites attract?
     
    #1 TheRealist137, Jan 4, 2010
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    Fail on not using image tags.
     
    #2 juicystream, Jan 4, 2010
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I call bull.
     
    #3 REEKO_HTOWN, Jan 4, 2010
  4. LonghornFan

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    You did the internet wrong.
     
    #4 LonghornFan, Jan 4, 2010
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    OMG! :eek: Two people I've never heard of are dating!!!!
     
    #5 JuanValdez, Jan 4, 2010
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    Nope.
    Nope, not that, either.
    Not that, either... maybe the last thing...?
    :( Nah-ah.

    "The Realist", eh? :p
     
    #6 SwoLy-D, Jan 4, 2010
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    She's probably walking a bit funny these days.
     
    #7 BrooksBall, Jan 4, 2010
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    I'm more impressed that she's grown cleavage. I finally stop myself from watching the latest season of Heroes and now she decides to blossom.
     
    #8 vinsensual, Jan 4, 2010
  9. TheRealist137

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    swoly...wtf are you talking about? Everything I said was correct except the 150 pounds part which was an exaggeration.
     
    #9 TheRealist137, Jan 4, 2010
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    TWICE her size? Where did you get that from? You go on to cite height, weight, and age... nothing is TWICE as much. MATH much? :confused:
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Jan 4, 2010
  11. rockets > *

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    Peter faints...
     
    #11 rockets > *, Jan 4, 2010
  12. TheRealist137

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    I take it you've never finished 6th grade English? Where you would have learned the term hyperbole?
     
    #12 TheRealist137, Jan 4, 2010
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    Hyperbole is EXTREME EXAGGERATION... it isn't "He is twice her size"...

    Hyperbole is "DANG! Hayden is so puny and Klitschko is a FREAKIN' GIANT!!!"... you can measure "twice her size" by dividing size by two...

    You can't measure "SO PUNY" vs. "A FREAKIN' GIANT" but you didn't say that in hyperbole. You said "twice", which isn't true or hyperbole.

    I don't know where you "take it" I never finished 6th grade English, but at least I know hyperbole and that she isn't his size divided by two. :eek:

    Here is your question fixed in proper ENGLISH, where you would have learned the term "question":
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Jan 4, 2010
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    wow...so this means i actually had a shot at hayden...
     
    #14 RickRock713, Jan 4, 2010
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    Haha, wow Swoly....that's annoying even for you. My advice to you would be to choose your battles.....there is such thing as overkill.
     
    #15 Fyreball, Jan 4, 2010
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    This is old.. they had been dating since late last year,
     
    #16 bladeage, Jan 4, 2010
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    yeah...especially since "twice her size" is definitely hyperbole in this case
     
    #17 dookiester, Jan 4, 2010
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    After a bit a wiki... this Klitschko guy is from the glorious nation of Kazakhstan!
     
    #18 superden, Jan 4, 2010
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    Swoly-F'ing-D is the most annoying poster I have ever seen. Seriously dude, it ain't funny, you're not moes, or thadeus, or anybody. You suck, you have the sense of humor of an autistic 3rd grader. Drop this comedic act already and stop derailing threads with your unnecessary ridiculous posts, from correcting grammar, to pointing out punctuation errors, to straight acting stupid and acting like you don't understand what the guy meant. :eek:
     
    #20 PointForward, Jan 4, 2010
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