How can I grow warts and pimples on my face? I tried rubbing everything, from genitalia to oily food and nothing seems to do the trick. somebody help me.
Not sure if this is a serious inquiry or not, but here goes. When I was but a young teenager and firsts heard about the rigorous necessity of face-washing with soap, I thought I'd go one better.... ... so I lathered up my face and went to bed with the soap drying on it. Woke up the next morning with a fine crop of pimply skin. Don't know if it was coincidence or causal but I never tried it again!
