I'm going to find that link where Brett Farvrah signed with the Vikings. I will not be living in Katy and asking if I should evacuate.
First i'm gonna dress up like batman and make a snowman, maybe name it Jack Frost. Then.......I'm gonna change MY LIFE.
Moving to a crappy one-bedroom condo, trying to get a second Bachelor's in MIS, cutting off the cable once again to try and live without televison and pore through two duffel bags worth of unread books. Doing a little detox diet (all veggies) for a month-or-so, or until my next really stressful day at work, to keep from having to buy bigger pants.